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this is why I am having heart issues at 25 don’t do this

@julietteangeli @toddrjones I think part of it could be that there are 3 major metropolitan areas relatively close together. You can move from one to the other (or a small town to one of the cities), have a very different life, and still be close enough to visit home on weekends

@toddrjones I was born in Ohio (moved away for college and never returned) and I am wondering why so many people stay?

Percent of Residents Living in Their Birth State, by County.

the santa threshold is 3rd grade

Breaking: After missing out on Kalen DeBoer, Michigan football has shifted their attention to the Allstate cotton candy thief for their head coaching position. Wolverine officials cite his proven comfort with deception and dishonesty embodies the true spirit of a Michigan Man.

@christiansbuns avg michigan fan take

shower beers are a gift from god but shower zyns are a temptation from the devil

I really like Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavilion but for some reason it makes me feel physically queasy sometimes. it has kind of a watery sloshing-around feeling

san juan del sur is a great survivor season, feel like I don't see it talked about enough

this but genuinely

unemployed friend on a tuesday afternoon kinda tweet. unfortunate

I can only take my vyvanse w a red bull #yum

the voros twins are the wiggles for people who were in their early 20s during covid

turned off audio normalization on spotify, it felt like putting on a pair of glasses. would recommend

I hate when I get an email that isn't a job offer

friends in college following me on here less than 10 mins after posting on the account that isn't followed by my friends in college

can't wait until all of my friends are out of college so I never have to see a kappa kappa psi fundraiser post on anyone's story ever again

@NILES100 genuinely this is my plan to make friends if i ever move to a new city lol

terrible jeep ad

mahomes dookie

doordash ad was terrible