Sam Watman

Was floored seeing that I had 90 followers this AM. Over 40(!) were bots. ATTENTION ALL BOTS. If you follow me, I will find you, and I will block you. We are now back to Historical levels of ~55 followers (the sweet spot).

LHR➡️ATL (for @adam_burak12)

@isjanosnba where are you? It is time for full perform, put another shirt in roof. We need you

OPO➡️PDL (6 days ago)

LGW➡️OPO

LGW➡️PMI

LCY➡️ZRH

@NextGenStats @ToddFuhrman @awscloud @Ravens @KingHenry_2 Powerful

Derrick Henry set season highs in carries (36), rushing yards (216), TDs (4) & RYOE (+97) against Green Bay. This is his 4th career game with 100+ rushing yards inside and outside the tackles. No other player has one such game in the NGS era (since 2016). Powered by @awscloud

@abe_watman7 @samdemmler4

@samdemmler4 @swatman03 High ambitions - line will be released first thing tomorrow.

We’ve all waited patiently for tomorrow. Only one man, @swatman03, has trained for 364 days to reclaim his throne. We’re officially 18 hours away from the annual Stone Crab Claw O/U. After seven seasons, will he finally get back on track? Tune in tomorrow to find out…

LHR➡️MIA

First & second repeat (male friend) visitors! Ethan (#5) and Andrew (#1) returned with renewed purpose Ethan now better understands the futility of UK HY savings while Andrew retired the Kirks Fly Shop cap for a proper British fit (s/o @lululemon). Strong showing from both lads

Eighth & ninth (male friend) visitors! The lads lost the over (legally, @Ladbrokes) during the @CPFC & @OfficialBHAFC nil-nil draw but found meaning in pints, hot brown water, and poorly constructed hot dawgs Though they arrived as tourists Jamie & Steve left fluent in “cheers”

Big weekend of visitHIM’s in London. I’ve been recently made aware by many of you that the @x algorithm has tried to silence my voice. Make sure to turn notifications on - you won’t want to miss these!

@joe_euele21 Side pants pocket in dirty laundry area of suitcase. Crazy!

Can’t seem to find my AirPods. Per Find my IPhone they are at the Santa Monica @HiltonHotels - if any followers are in the area / staying there soon please keep an eye out for them. Thanks

LHR ➡️ LAX (for the pursuit of happiness)

LJU ➡️ LHR (post 13.1) I’m sorry all followers for not x’ing out my initial flight out to LJU. No excuses. This won’t happen again.

After years of having my data sold, justice has been served. Big tech finally held accountable. Thanks for lunch, Zuck!

@abart0898 What a comeback story. What were the top 3?

Chicago style beef sandwich in its own category, not necessarily a bitable app but great taste. Overall- incredible biteability . Incredible variety. 36 apps eaten, not my best but a valiant effort on a shaky stomach post bills game/9 hour road trip.

I am officially coming OUT of retirement tonight. Please like, subscribe, and comment as I have been told by some followers my reviews have been shadow banned in the past because I speak TRUTH