Hankley

Me trying to do a X

I came here to try and tweet something for the first time in a year and a half and I almost couldn’t figure out how to do it. Where am I.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 27 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

@haterbeug Oh my good lord xx

My sister just told me that the first time Wyatt (3) got a brain freeze he said “My hair is really cold!”

Women are literally so much funnier than men Exhibit one if you need it is: me

Every week I come to Oma’s house for dinner and she plays a puzzle game on her iPad until the very specific ad for another puzzle game comes up that she saw earlier in the week pops up and I can help her download it

It’s been exactly 48 hours since I got my lashes done. And now, to speak to my therapist.

“Hey cassidy do you have any photos of me from the weekend?”

One of these years I’ll figure out how to turn these off

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 27 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

On this sacred day? Bitch?

@amandaliveshere I knew it

Wordle 225 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 (Is this a good score for my first time am I better than everyone please let me know)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I love TikTok hottest 100

My main Covid symptom

@amandaliveshere (Also huge congrats, amazing)

@amandaliveshere WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME FOR THIS

Sent her a TikTok and she immediately sent it back to me lmao