Swear Clock

This account no longer posts every hour because Elon Musk limited the API to 16 or so posts a day. It now posts every other hour. If you want an hourly time check with swears - then you'll need to go a website run by someone who isn't a prick. bsky.app/profile/swearc…

Gobble My Gonads It's 10:00PM

Spoon Out My Fanny Juice It's 8:00PM

One In The Pink, One In The Stink, And One In The Quink It's 6:00PM

Jizz On Prince William's Slaphead While Singing The National Anthem It's 4:00PM

Soapy Tit Wank It's 2:00PM

Electrify My Sphincter And Have It Signal An Sos It's 12:00PM

Prolapse My Anus And Dress It Like David Mellor It's 10:00AM

Have A Monster Wank In The Bradford City Fc Toilets It's 8:00AM

Who Shot Their Load? You Did! You Did! It's 6:00AM

Put Your Cock Out For The Bin Men It's 4:00AM

Spaff Your Man Fat All Over A Toblerone It's 2:00AM

Knobs Out For The Queen, Lads! It's 12:00AM

Twinkle Twinkle Little Bastard It's 10:00PM

One! Two! Three! Four! Who's The Wanker At The Door! It's 8:00PM

Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Motherfunster Cunt It's 6:00PM

Get Off With A Drunken Nigel Farage It's 4:00PM

Maintain Eye Contact With The Cat When Wanking It's 2:00PM

Wank Over The Mother-In-Law's Bra It's 12:00PM

Uncle's Cocksauce It's 10:00AM

Call Me A Sub-Postmaster And Slide Your Gigantic Suspect Package Into My Hairy Brown Letterbox It's 8:00AM