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The amount of spit she unknowingly eats on a daily basis must be mind blowing. The kitchen staff must have a ball when she walks In

@Breaking911 “Dude”

Dude walks into a chipotle and treats the utensils and Tabasco sauce like a grab and go.

@TheOnlyDSC @TheRoyalSerf Where’s Ben when we need him

These kids run behind the counter and threaten to burn the store down if they don’t get a refund.

@ClownWorld “Dude”

Dude walked into Chipotle and grabbed a handful of forks, spoons, and napkins. Loaded them up and walked out like it was nothing 🤦‍♂️

@ringsidenews_ I’m gonna walk around with a vest saying “I’m retarded” to see if wrestlers sign my titties

#RandyOrton was brutally swarmed and harassed by fans at the MGM Grand during WrestleMania weekend in Las Vegas while trying to get to the elevators.

@hayasaka_aryan We call that a Ben Stiller now

Why did Disney made a crippled kid throw a roman salute for their shop

@EliteClubS0B They needed room for the 15 min commercials between matches

Why are these matches so short? Every match on this show so far feels like it needed at least 10 more minutes. #WrestleMania

@AlexisWilkins @ElectBilzerian 🍯 🐝

@ElectBilzerian I’m Armenian Christian, Dan. I only know an allegiance to the US. Maybe you wouldn’t know anything about that with your own dual citizenship and all? You seem defensive.

"The Mossad wives of the Rich and Famous... 👀"

@Sayitpop If the last name is Singh, let the phone ring.

Man refuses to pay £6,000 for fences, and upset worker does this

@RichOToole All you need is a large sweet tea and some hot sauce.

They hit different in New Mexico 🔥

@JeffDye That's how I felt when I recognized you at Park MGM last year during Mania. You were getting hassled by the staff for smoking a cigar. It’s a nonsmoking casino, but you looked a little buzzed 😂

You love to see it. Thought about interrupting him but I didn’t. 😂

@Dannyjokes Arrested for killing his straightness

He should be in custody for wearing that blouse

@OwenShroyer1776 @JackPosobiec You mean The Babbling jew?

Gee, what happened to the Bee?

@rla9817224 @AsianDigest Go to Costco and watch them tear open a perfectly good box just to “check” what’s inside… then reach right past it and grab the unopened one behind it

@AsianDigest Amazing lack of awareness

Indian Guy creating nuisance in public Library by using it as an office 🤮

@lithoniagirl If my dad got a facelift, I’d probably call him gay for the rest of his life.

@bennyjohnson You’re a homosexual grifter

This post will not get clicks. It won’t make headlines. It won’t be 🚨BREAKING the internet because it will not feed the drama machine. But it's still important to say... I am a Christian. As a Christian, I try to live out my faith. It's impossible to always get it right, but its something I strive for. Jesus says, "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called the children of God." The internet runs on drama. And it's gotten worse. I try to stay out of it, but the lies are loud and it's important to state the truth. I don't know why people engage in this trash, it's bad for the soul. But to the people out there that do it - I forgive you. Christ forgave me, so I forgive you. I am sure I don't know what pain you are carrying. But Jesus does. He can carry it for you and set you free. Give your life to Him... “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. You will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.” -- Matthew 11

You just found the last Crystal Pepsi on Earth in the back of the fridge….Wyd? 🤔 (GIFs only)

@JCFights I remember bartending in early 2000s Austin—there was always some drunk 30 yr old guy claiming he “trained UFC” 😂

This man really tried to pick a fight with Jeff Hardy in Walmart

Coyote vs. Acme has elected to file its trailer next week. In theaters everywhere August 28th.

@TMZ I feel sorry for the chair

😳 Lena Dunham claims Adam Driver hurled a chair near her on "Girls" set. tmz.me/vDVM55q