Sweden’s Hypeman

⚣ ⠀⠀siggy⠀⠀ 🕊️ ⠀⠀he / him⠀21+⠀gay transman ⠀⠀veteran hetalia fan circa 2012 ⠀⠀ ♱ ˳⠀ #hetatwt #hetaliatwt⠀❜ — dni <16, shedtwt, proship —

he is a cryptid. he shows up on very specific days at a specific time. the employees are at first scared of him but they eventually figure out he’s harmless, they give him a nickname. he stares at the displays in silence for three hours straight, buys some stuff, and disappears.

the notion that aph sweden somehow has control over the business operations of every single ikea is really funny to me, but implausible. I prefer to imagine him being a habitual customer of one specific store to the point where the employees know almost everything about him.

what is he the hero of? homosexuals? autistic people?

starting to think he enjoys having his ass handed to him.

@swedenshypeman By god thats your man 🙏

vote here!

i'm making photocards soon and i needed to make this transparent. i tried some backgrounds for them... which one do you guys like the best?

I wish strawpage wasn’t broken for me…

hop off my goat.

@nathuania hmm true… it doesn’t help that Iceland’s hair appears to have changed from some off color white to blonde as well.

@swedenshypeman i feel like in the new style, iceland and finland look too similar, but before that they all do look very distinct

I don’t understand why some people think the nordics look the same. the only two who look remotely alike are iceland and norway and that’s because they’re brothers. perhaps im just biased or insane…

@hwsestonia hold my beer I got this

@swedenshypeman Found a nation and you too can get rid of Catholic guilt!

whenever - 1198: Pagan 1199-1525: Catholic 1525-1939: Lutheran 1939-1991: ??? 1992-present: Lutheran I tried the Russian Orthodox Church once because Ivan made us go to the service, but… didn’t feel right.

@hwsestonia so all I need to do is achieve immortality…

@swedenshypeman When you live for 1000 years, the need to feel guilty about things you don’t need to feel guilty about tends to subside.

Finland took this photo. What does "Autism Heaven" mean?

family

traveling all day alongside the disappointment of Norway’s loss has me feeling rather drained, I hope to continue being productive again soon. I hope everyone is having a wonderful day/night ☀️🌙

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so apparently gimmicks are either under maintenance or they are simply not working for me at all. i even sent myself one to test this and nothing has shown up. my apologies if anyone has sent me anything

i figure i can try to write headcanons or anything regarding other characters/ships in the series. i can also do more specific nordic stuff if desired. feel free to send a request in, i’ll do my best. swedenshypeman.straw.page