Lizzie Sweenstein

@VigilantFox Just like the January 6th insurrectionists, they were there to spread the message of love 🤣

WATCH: Former U.S. Rep. Jason Chaffetz, who was at the Kirk event, says he wants America to know that the last thing Charlie talked about was love and Jesus Christ. Chaffetz was visibly broken...but said this was too important not to share. “I want his wife and the country to know that the last question he took, the last thing he talked about to people in Utah—thousands of people that wanted to come hear him—is that his message was one of the love, of Jesus Christ, of his belief in prayer.” “And he talked about that from his heart.” “And you can feel it.”

@elonmusk Molly, I mean Donald, you in danger girl.

🤝 Today in Charlotte 🍂🍁 HAEA Health Advocates Karissa Ewing and Sherry Swanson, along with the HAE community, gathered for an inspiring HAEA Community Connections event in North Carolina! #CommunityConnections #HereditaryAngioedema #HAE #HAEA

You're making babies in California, I'm fostering kittens in North Carolina: We are not the same! 😄

I go pee pee, and then I go to sleepy 😴

If you see me in the baby section and I don't have a baby, then mind your business because I'm shopping for my cat.

You have a Twitter? I have a Twitter!

I don't even say I'm listening to #grimes anymore, I say I'm listening to #ElonMusk 's baby momma. and I'm an OG FAN!! What?? #Tesla #Cybertruck #ElonMusk #grimes

Going to officially start saying my refrigerator smells like Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment, when it's time to clean it. #DahmerNetflix #jeffreydahmer

Just like a dildo/vibrator, every girl should have a tool in her house. 🔨🔧

When that song you don't like plays, mid shit, so now you suck it back in, get off the toilet, and go change it..Hooray!

New country song: My wife left me. My dog died, my truck got repo'd, and my trailer caught fire, and now I'm hobblin' round this Golden Corral,I'm hobblin' round this Golden Corral.

In case anybody asks or needs it, I do have hand sanitizer, but I'm not gonna give you any 😌

New Book/ Memoir idea: Spicy in, Spicy out, a Bulimic's Tale.

Jumping rope and crying, a fitness memoir summer 2017 by

I am down with that me first movement! Me first in line at McDonald's, um me first to use pee pee, me first open door, me first ... #MeFirst

Oh fuc yeah, putcthat shit through my hole, me when I put needle through thread

Do you ever just look at someone and think, "damn, your face makes me want to drink!"

I was under the impression that if I listened to ice cube on a hot day would make feel cooler

Have you ever been so angry, that you just don't feel climate? Like it's snowing but you're so raging, full of anger that you don't feel the cold anymore?? That's me right now 💁🏼