꩜ Calamity ꩜

This is all it takes

@ftmensch Task failed successfully? 😂

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

For all the newcomers here’s some ground rules: > you may comment and interact with My page respectfully but don’t be surprised if I try and dominate your fin > if you’re wanting to appreciate Me, do it publicly. Don’t DM Me unless you again, want your fin dominated Other than that, welcome to your new favourite reason to open twt 🧚✨

Some may know but every weekend I go to the local markets to support My local artists and farmers but I also help by donating food at one of the stalls sooo I’m here for the few hours because I got bored and they needed help. Sooo if you send today chances are I’ll be using it to fill up boxes of fruit for the needy 💕

So many new shy degens lurking around so I’ve made it reallyyyy simple for you. Go make yourself veryyyy noticeable in My twt notifs and I’ll come hunt you down Myself. I can’t wait to see how many of you fold for Meeee 😵‍💫✨

@hyoszone Awww this is so sweet 😭

my nan asked me what the correct terms are to refer to trans people so i asked what she uses now when she meets people and she said “i just go ‘hello love’” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I just woke up from a nap to sooo many new boytoys and good girls flooding My notifs sooo obvi I want to play with you! So, go make a good first impression and fight to be My new favourite. Go go gooooo!

Come say hi 🪽✨

I’m talking directly to you soooo obvi you can’t ignore Me. That’d be rude!

I’m getting ready to make use of My brand new filming space today with some superrrr cute fits so obvi you should help break it in by clicking some pretty buttons and seeing it first! 💕✨

@moneyromantic Says you 🤭

@sweetCalamity13 you're so hot

This is all it takes

@khaleesithecunt Lemme wipe them tears away? 👀

@sweetCalamity13 my princess part is cryin 😩

@bunniethegirl As a silver girly it’s a struggleeee

why is gold the default hardware for luxury brands? so annoyingggg

@BadQualityMemes I really need to read this book

I’ve finally finished revamping My makeup room and I’m exhausted sooo I’m going to go hibernate and enjoy having My irl puppyboy rub My achy muscles for the next few days 🧚✨

@calamitythebrat I’m so sore but so so happyyyy

Progress so far 🥹 (Before pic because it’s been a helllll of a transformation )

I’m completely revamping and redecorating My content room sooo today I want: > love letters 💌 > media binges 🌀 > angel numbers 🪽 > snacks covered 🍭 I work sooo hard to keep raising the quality so I’ll always be the best!

@sendtoamira That lip combo is so beautiful omg!

That pretty online mean girl with enticing brown eyes will save u !!

@violetthedivine I’ll have some of what she’s having!

mmmm waiter!! More sweetie subs who would do anything for me more sweetie subs who just want to see me smile

Awww do you feel neglected by your girlfriend? By your wife? I bet that’s why you’re scrolling here. You’re lonely, bored, restless. I mean, she doesn’t even know what you need. But I doooo. You need a cute lil gen z brat to toy with you until you forget your vows. You might as well cheat on her. It’s not like she’s going to find out. You just gotta be careful. You can be careful right? You already have these urges, these secrets- what’s one moreeeee?