table saw enthusiast

@Gay__Edge Like a startled gecko

is that a dildo on the floor or are you just happy to see me and your dick fell off?

if a ball of fire was hurtling towards earth i’d hold my cats and close my eyes. tired of people who never knew hardship before 2020 making Posting Careers out of screeds they write from their home offices about the personal choices we need to make to not get hit by the fireball

@DeepSpaceErmine That looks so good

I can’t sleep very well without my girlfriends boob in my hand. Sometimes she’ll stay up late playing video games and I have to be like “babe I gotta wake up early come give me your boob” and I fall asleep immediately

@sophistsdismay Like girl lowball someone on fb marketplace and go to goodwill wtf

@sophistsdismay I’ve been in pretty distressing levels of homelessness and poverty my entire life and I do not know where this mindset of “basic furniture is for rich people” has come from lol

the amount of learned helplessness in the replies and qts is genuinely concerning

To the messy queers, the addicts, the kinky gays, the minimum wage workers, the loud and vulgar lesbians, and the raunchy butches.

so weird stumbling upon that entire other side of twitter that's arguing about the ethics of oral sex or whatever as a catastrophic regional war escalates and a global depression and energy shortages look increasingly likely

literally nothing will kill my attraction to you faster than making jokes about homeless people’s drug use

"enjoy the blowjob but reflect on it" has entered the lexicon I fear

We need to put a moratorium on crackers calling random shit spiritually Israeli because wtf is this

@dykefishron They’re calling her a femme supremacist dawg I can’t 😭

@romanticwound rude? Or just internally consistent?

There’s drama going on with a local sapphic night because they’re throwing a femme slumber party and they decided to kick out the femme organizer that was rude to transmascs who were going “but what about me”

@bladeesbian Everyone is severely undersocialized and insane. There’s like really no way to deal with any of this social miasma except for being a massive fucking bitch when you catch someone pulling some shit with you

If you see a pink flyer for a party that says they want “sapphics, femmes, tgirls and sluts in Seattle” to show up and start whining about how it’s not all about you then you deserve to get clowned on. You could’ve just shown up to hit on the women there like a normal person

“You’re just making excuses, I would never have imperfect masking practices” isn’t it so interesting how we all assign malice to those that admit their forgetfulness and desire to do better

The way that a lot of CC people online talk about intelligence and cognitive disabilities on here makes me think that some of you are trying to find some socially acceptable roundabout ways to call other disabled people retarded lol

Woke up smelling crazy and covered in blood and now I am 🤏🏽 until further notice

I changed my display name to 🤏🏽 at like 4am after going down on my gf and apparently giving myself a nosebleed and now I can’t change it to anything else

@sheherhurts Ok that’s also how you know she really likes you

@sheherhurts That’s how you know she likes you because at least she’s not subjecting you to them lmao

@sheherhurts Domestic bliss