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@Shofty16 @_VALKlNG @tdd_45 STFU dude

@_VALKlNG @tdd_45 E show say you no go any school !! Cos the guy no lie. How many household fit actively pay for 24hrs light without bypassing in Nigeria .

This person sef go that law school wey una dey always hype oh

@CallmeTARE @egi_nupe Aswear tu “god”

@egi_nupe A foundational dunce!

I think the real question is: Can you afford to experience 24hours light for 1 week?

@TeamTobiBanker @Omabilibili @Beyondthematchh You lie for a living bro 😏

@Omabilibili @Beyondthematchh I have recently bought a similar package for my business hub and I got it cheaper this time.

Someone somewhere is installing Solar of 5m with majority of their savings with excitement that they will go off grid completely. You will learn the hard way 😭😭

@mathewgozie @sunnysamuel367 @SadiqMaunde No need for all these your explanations, call him a moron and leave it at that.

@sunnysamuel367 @SadiqMaunde Ok change is never comfortable, but the leader and his cronies whom are enforcing the change need to stay comfortable and living lavishly while the citizens suffer. They borrow and squander the money and not the better the life of citizens. You re a moron.

N97 per litre under Jonathan, Jonathan must go. N1400 per litre under Tinubu, on your mandate we shall stand. Okay oo.

@cuppydat @Waspapping_ Someone that is obviously mentally unstable 😭

@Waspapping_ Did you just include yourself in the list. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If the government can arrest me, Sowore, El-Rufai, Abubakar Malami, Ibrahim Zakzaky, and others, then Peter Obi is not above arrest. All it takes is one wrong move.

You people think you have seen shege lol. The real economic onslaught will start immediately he is declared winner in 2027.

If you deep it, fuel went from 140/L to 1300/L under 3 years Even King Nebuchadnezzar didn’t kill his people like this. 140L to 1300/L under 3 years.

@BowenBoxing Guy fall na! Nawa o 😭😭

Bud Crawford gave Errol Spence a lesson he will never forget

@LawrenceJu33459 Arguing with a dimwit? You actually got enough time on your hands

@AgberoFcBAT @dammiedammie35 Why not channel that money into a productive means instead, assuming it’s exist and not audio growth, than manipulating price of commodities, it’s deception to call this a “credit worthy building in Motion” No state can grow really on perpetual rigorous borrowing than productivit

“If you don’t want w@r in Nigeria, you better vote for Tinubu, na thun d£r and 0gun go keyyy any Yoruba man that doesn’t vote for Tinubu. I’ve been signed and they’ve given me APC cloth, don’t worry, very soon I’ll share rice and vegetables oil for you all” - Portable says💔💔 Just imagine this f00l!shn£ss man, a real sh@me🤦‍♂️

Bought 25k fuel and it read 20 litres. This would cost 3,600 on the morning PBAT was fraudulently sworn in as the president of Nigeria. Fuel price increased by about 594% between then and now. But let’s relax, he’s fixing it. Genuinely gpu

If you ask the grass, the zebra is the monster and the lion is the protector.

@duchteddybear @d_wordspotter @FindingKan @Fastlinksh15332 I actually have to call you a big foo! if you believe in Jesus Christ and God but discredit the presence of other powers

@d_wordspotter @FindingKan @Fastlinksh15332 As a Christian what are guiding for when you actually have God on your side?? Except you don't know the word of God and don't know how to pray that's the only reason y'all speak like this.

This man seated beside me at GIG office has been removing cobwebs from his face for over 20mins now. It’s not normal, I know it’s spiritual. E dey do me make I change seat, make this thing no affect me.

Forget about election in Nigeria. Tinubu gave $366 million freaking dollars to islamic clerics ahead of 2027 elections. Do you know how many schools that can build? How many healthcare facilities? How many industries & jobs it can create? 😭😭 🇳🇬

As I analysed earlier for @sov_media, Senegal's win against Morocco wasn't "just" a football game. It was a globally televised lesson in defiance and resistance. The usual suspects were never going to take it lying down. This was telegraphed.

Tinubu travelled to the U.K. for the first time and the entire Aso Rock and nearly all 36 state governors in Nigeria flew to the U.K. to receive him! God have mercy on Nigeria!💔✍️

@Steel_Cayenne @olatayobaby @jidesanwoolu @akinwale_cfi Lmao 🤣 Very serious assumption

@olatayobaby @jidesanwoolu @akinwale_cfi Assuming Jide has sense.

I received His Excellency President Bola Tinubu on his arrival at the Fairmont Hotel in Windsor ahead of the State Visit. We have a productive couple of days ahead and I am looking forward to the progress we will make for our state and the country.

How can I repost multiple times? 🥂

Press with caution ⚠️😰

smokers watching Jesus leave after turning water to alcohol but not turning grass to Cana

As for me, whenever Nigeria calls me, I will answer. It's my home and there's nothing I can do about it. It's a trash country, but it's my trash country. I don't have another one. But having said that, I won't be jumping up and being a hero like I did in 2023. Not because I have a problem with lighting myself on fire and suffering alone, but because I saw firsthand that it does not work. You people want heroes, but heroes are not what you need. All a hero is in Nigeria is a dead guy that becomes a symbol for late night igbo-smoking and rhythmic swaying to a fake-deep Burna Boy tribute soundtrack. A hero is a completely useless thing in Nigeria. What you people need is a full-spectrum nationwide rebellion that is so vicious, bloody and violent that it will alter the entire course of West African history. What you don't need is another individual hero who will end up dead or in jail so that you will tweet "Free XYZ" or enthusiastically smoke igbo while singing along to the posthumous Burna Boy tribute song. So never ask me to "come back and lead" anything. When I come back, it will be the same way I left Abuja - arm in arm with thousands of my contemporaries marching down Shehu Shagari Way in unison. It won't be to become yet another useless Nigerian hero symbol that cannot change the price of garri in the market.