Steve Wilson

@sarky_sheena ooh, close enough for a drink if i was there

I’m on the train heading to Manchester and I don’t have any train tinnies.

@sarky_sheena uh oh

I’ve just applied for secondary schools for my daughter and today she called me ‘Mum’ instead of ‘Mummy’. No, it’s cool, I’m fine.

@lrddave i have no idea what that means

@Swilsonox 9ja

@WilzowOnWeb3 hm?

@sarky_sheena can you still remember what they look like?

I’m going to set up an easel in a beautiful location facing rolling fields or mountains. I want people to walk by and stop behind me to admire my art. Then gasp in shock as they realise what I’ve really painted is a big old cock and balls.

@sarky_sheena haha, missed this. :)

@Swilsonox Here he is, popping up for his annual insult.

I went out to buy ice cream for everyone at work because it’s super hot… And I want them to like me.

@Sophie_England_ Do you even bother checking what you cut and paste? … a new renowned chain in Colchester. That makes no sense! … known for its independent success. What does that mean? … more than 500 pizzas were sold during the opening hours alone. When else?

@sarky_sheena How man have you had Shna?

How many relationships have you had Luke? Two Maybe eight Can I borrow your hands, I’ve run out of fingers… Let’s say 15 to be safe. #MAFS #MAFSUK

@LBC @mrjamesob Such a dick

“‘Won’t someone feel sorry for the landlords?' Cry me a river.” As landlords and shareholders are set to face a tax hike on unearned income, @mrjamesob finds it ‘extraordinary’ that anyone could sympathise with them.

@moxybaba @memeficlub Hm?

@memeficlub 15yrs Facebook account for sale, DM serious buyer only

Who's getting the MemeFi airdrop? Today we're revealing the complete criteria for the MemeFi airdrop. Some of you guys have already had a peek at the draft in the chats. We've made a few revisions to the text, so worth taking another look at it again. ❕You can find the full criteria in the article: mirror.xyz/memeficlub.eth… ❗️Note: all the Core criteria are alternative — it's enough to qualify for one of them to receive the rewards.

@punterhater @_GLOWREE_ dm me

@_GLOWREE_ 10 years + Facebook account for sale with a business page connected

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@queenofaerobics I remember @queenofaerobics telling everyone she was hot

Fucking hell, I've just remembered this. Sort the replies into 'most liked' and strap in. They're brilliant 😂

@sarky_sheena Fortunately, i have big personality

I want to see your personality not your penis.

@McCall0078 hm?

1 year old Facebook and Tik Tok account for sale

@seikaqtw dm me

@McCall0078 dm me

1 year old Facebook and Tik Tok account for sale

hey

@seikaqtw dm