Emily Rahill

We are my favorite love story❤️

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

I had a dream the pope was the next overwatch hero and that a new escort map came out with him where cart was the popemobile

Why do husbands refuse to view soup as a meal?

Best one yet!

🚨 BREAKING NEWS It’s official. Donald Trump has just announced he has BANNED the Associated Press from the Oval Office and Air Force One for refusing to recognize the Gulf of America.” This a direct assault on the Constitution and the First Amendment.

This goes viral on Twitter every 90 days. The weird thing is...cancer incidence and death rates have both continued the gradual decline that existed before covid. We've had enough time to see whether overall cancer incidence increased after COVID and it didn't, which is actually a little surprising since severe COVID infections do suppress P53 and dysregulate the immune system, which could increase cancer risk. These people also tend to think chemotherapy is evil, even though it is the only reason I'm cancer free right now. seer.cancer.gov/statfacts/html…

We are watching in real time why Jesus said we can’t worship both God and money.

Effective immediately

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN PAYING FEDERAL TAXES FOR IF THE GOP IS GOING TO SHUT DOWN EVERY PROGRAM AND AGENCY THAT HELPS US? OUR TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING DIRECTLY INTO THE POCKETS OF MUSK, TRUMP, AND THEIR BILLIONAIRE GOONS! GOLF TRIPS! THE SUPERBOWL! SPACE X! IVANKA'S PROJECTS!

It is apparently unconstitutional for the president to instruct the Department of Education to restructure and forgive some student loan debt but it is ok for DOGE chair Elon Musk to just get rid of the whole department. Anywho.

Super huge honor to be asked to be part of @kendricklamar halftime revolution!!

I don’t really care about the beef. But there’s only one group of people who think this was boring lmaooo I don’t think a creative person alive thinks this wasn’t strategically planned and executed.

What we really need is ONE heart that you can open a color wheel and choose any color you want

"Let’s recreate the Tim Walz photo op, but instead of feeding children in school how about we drive some trans kids to suicide"

i have always wanted a ketamine addicted foreigner to start deleting entire sections of my government because he can’t regulate his emotions or integrate with society

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