Luke Turner

@sciencegirl Looks like dog food.. muck

Nattō, a traditional Japanese food made by fermenting soybeans with beneficial bacteria 📹sooziethefoodie

@YoungBobRB Looks like he stinks

One of the gentlemen who stole my camera and physically assaulted me several times has just been arrested outside of the Antifa protest.

@marshyleeds We're too soft. Simple

Sunderland approach and tactics to this game utterly abysmal. Gamesmanship on another level. We’ve been bad, yes, and lacked the nouse to break them down yes, but this has been an AWFUL watch

@Bern_lufc @BerenCross Too defensive...........as usual

@BerenCross Farke’s got this so wrong.

Best move of the night. Gnonto carries from left to right, into Nmecha, pauses, sends Bogle down the right. Beauty of a low cross. Calvert-Lewin has to get there and doesn't. #lufc

@LizWebsterSBF @mometfisher What has brexit got to do with schools not using locally sourced poultry and produce?

@mometfisher Thank Brexit Mo.

🚨Our investigation revealed by the BBC, finds Welsh councils are serving up to 99% imported chicken, from as far away as Thailand and China, to school children in Wales. In some cases, imported chicken accounts for virtually all supply. Worryingly, not a single council was able to say how much Welsh chicken it procured for school meals. Particular frustration from Welsh farmers like @1GarethWynJones who argue the domestic industry have to jump through hoops to meet strict regulations, all while listening to the Welsh government wax lyrical about sustainability: “our standards are world-class, but our government’s loyalty is bargain-bin”. Punchy. Sustainability should start at home. Support local farmers and growers, folks. Read more ➡️countryside-alliance.org/news-content-t…

@jdutchman @EnglandThisIs Let's hope you dont come up against them one day john. Maybe your little quip won't seem so clever.

@EnglandThisIs " fighting age " still flogging that old line !!! .

Huge turnout in Crowborough already this morning. 1000+ local residents protesting against the Home Office trying to dump 600 fighting age foreign men at an Army barracks in the Village. The Home Office tried to do this secretly but it was recently leaked.

@wolfalicemusic Silk

pictured: us waiting to go back on tour The Clearing Tour continues next week :))) europe ur first and then we're travelling around the uk and ireland 🧡 what songs do u wanna hear?xxx wolfalice.co.uk/events

@wolfalicemusic Lipstick on the glass!

@HoodedClaw1974 Thick as shit

According to David Lammy, it was the Tories fault that a sex offender got released from prison by accident.🙄🤡

@TheMercianNews They would have stopped and had a picnic with just stop oil.

A clearer angle of the police van that ran into the crowd. He tried to kill him.

@gherkinrowsell @wolfalicemusic Lipstick on the glass needs to be included!

The Clearing World Tour opening night setlist

🇩🇪 Former Bayern Club President, Uli Hoeness on the clubs season ticket prices. 💶 🗣 “We could charge more than £104. Let's say we charged £300. We'd get £2m more in income, but what's £2m to us?” 🗣 “In a transfer discussion you argue about that sum for five minutes. But the difference between £104 and £300 is huge for the fan. We do not think the fans are like cows, who you milk.” 🍼 🗣 “Football has got to be for everybody. That's the biggest difference between us and England.” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Old but gold but perfectly put, and relevant with some of the extortionate prices some clubs are charging currently on this country. British clubs could do with taking note…

This is how it happens. State forces arrive in numbers to a small rural community, usually occupied by elderly folks. They manhandle the locals out of the way and plant 3rd world migrants into the community. The modern day plantation of Ireland should be global news.

@HowThingsWork_ It's chalk not ink.

These simple yet clever markers blast a shot of ink making it easy to mark those awkward spots. 🤝

@LUFC @HisenseUK Absolute lies from the official account 😂

👑 With 29% of the vote, Illan was your @HisenseUK Player of the Match against Coventry!

@Only1JoeWorrall @LUFC Imagine having to watch that all season 🫣

@LUFC Cheers for the 4 points lads this season

📰 Not one for the neutrals, but an important point on the road against Burnley

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Finger blasting

@notluca77 Talking shite mate, only player to blame is meslier.......again

Dan james has lost us this btw. You can't miss that chance at 2-3 and that cross leading to the corner for 3-3... abysmal

@80s_Kidz Cannon fodder

Turrician!!

@davidson_jon @Punjabi_whites Think you need a new prescription mate 🤓

@Punjabi_whites Ridiculous bounce he has it gathered and it goes past him on the bounce. Feel so sorry for him that’s a tragedy. In all it should have been cleared from a terrible cross from their keeper. Hope Mess Doesn’t get pelleted for this