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@BhaHarvey What on earth is Jack Clarke doing at LW

Give me the keys

Cherki has done some keepy uppy’s and you’d think he broke in Gary Neville’s house. Chill out

A third goal for Nottingham Forest. ⚪ 0-3 🔴

@Ian_M1 The Pelle Mattson that got spun for our second goal in the reverse 🤔

Shall we start the build up now? 😉 #ncfc

@secondtierpod Boro packing out their ground again i see

On this day in 2014🗓️ Middlesbrough goalkeeper Dimi Konstantopoulos did this in the 94TH minute against QPR… 😳 He’s had an absolute NIGHTMARE 🫣😩 Proper clanger.

@FPL_TomHadley Must be well boring to be the OPTA bloke who has to sit there and decide if Wilson lost the ball one more time or not

Here is a DEFCON + bonus point roundup after last night’s OPTA update: 👉🏻Kelleher looks set to move to 2 bonus points! Pinnock lost a valuable recovery (-1bps) which was enough to close the deficit. Kelleher was actually very close to 3 bonus too! Bijol lost valuable CBI points (-1bps) which made the bonus standings even tighter. If Bijol lost simply one additional recovery then it would have been a three way tie for 3 bonus! So the standings should look like: 3: Bijol (33 bps) 2: Pinnock + Kelleher (32 bps) Also, both Collins and James Justin failed to hit DEFCON also for those wondering! 👉🏻Ndiaye, KDH and Garner all failed to hit DEFCON. Garner actually gained 1 DC but still fell short on 10. 👉🏻There was no bonus points changes also in the Everton game. Jordan Pickford finished just 1 recovery short of a bonus point. A couple of games updated in time for FPL to change it last night, let’s run through those changes: Harry Wilson was actually deemed to have been dispossessed once more (-1bps) but this wasn’t quite enough to affect his bonus. Zian Flemming actually missed 2 big chances (-6bps). One of them was a great block from Bassey, a bit harsh to give him the big chance missed for this! If this was deemed not to be a big chance missed (+3bps), Flemming would have gained a bonus point and Wilson would have lost one! 👉🏻Curtis Jones gained 1 bonus whilst Gravenberch lost 1 bonus. Jones gained a successful tackle (+2bps) in the update. Gravenberch’s pass accuracy dropped just under 90% (-2bps). Incidentally Gravenberch didn’t do too much in the game but his bonus was this high as he made a crucial goal line clearance (+9bps). No Monday game this week means tomorrow’s OPTA updates will almost definitely not count towards FPL! So that’s likely it for bonus roundups for about 3 weeks. I’ll still keep an eye on what should have changed though as always! 😆 Hope you still find these interesting and have made it to the end! #FPL

@_callumfowler Was thinking this. So many teams in the 92 seem to be fuming at everything.

I reckon half the EFL don’t like their owners. I’ve never known it be this bad and the amount of people falling out of love with the game

Wtf is that thumbnail? 🤣

Two of the best goals you'll ever see

Danny Dyer’s opinion on supporting your local club. He just gets it, doesn’t he… 👊

@Tommy_Kelsall "Championship ain't ready for us"

Sideways and backwards everywhere we go Part 2 🎶 #BCFC #KRO

Great first half. Get the second and the game is ours 🙏#itfc

@RoworthJack 😂😂😂

I want to let people know that I was recently arrested and am currently on police bail while an investigation is ongoing. This is only to explain why I won’t be publishing or active for a while. I won’t be commenting further at this time.

@Hogmanreade @norwich_updates @GOVUK How do you lot always manage to make it about us?

@norwich_updates @GOVUK Have Ipswich payed st johns ambulance the money they owed and all the local businesses when they went into liquidation asking for a friend

Norwich City Football Club failed to pay £99,021.76 to 1,152 workers in minimum wage. [@GOVUK] | #NCFC

@CeeEffx Look at me I lose more than other people

Losing a 100 quid a week is not a gambling addiction 🤣🤣🤣 hate this cunt man.

@GBNEWS What a lad

John Terry crashes on ski trip while holding St George's Flag after 'drinking all day' gbnews.com/sport/football…

@WallBradley @IpswichTown Just frustrating because we’ve been told it’s all about safety, but now the goalposts have moved to it being the purchaser attending etc.

@switfc @IpswichTown Will be to track/make sure purchaser of the ticket is the one attending the game. Says something about details will be passed on and travel methods, something along those lines. Always made harder for us then those lot when it comes to being the travelling fans for the derby 🙄

📰 The club can confirm that travel restrictions will be in place for Town’s visit to Norwich City on Saturday, 11 April. Supporters attending the fixture at Carrow Road will have four travel options, with full details here. ⤵️

@abookofsymbols Burnt the bean

nobody understands the “McDonalds coffee too hot” tort case and it bugs me so much. a 79 year old woman suffered third degree burns on 6% of her skin when she spilled the coffee she just bought! she was right!

@MaiMunoz98 @EastMidRailway Grow up you prick, I was on the same train, there’s way worse things happening in the world than you being stuck in Luton Parkway. Someone died you bell, you’re not the priority.

@EastMidRailway So what do you expect people waiting in Luton Parkway do during all the night? You are dealing with humans, not animals.