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#FinalJeopardy: “The name of this cracker that’s been around since 1903 suggests that it was baked 3 times.” me: “Jeff Sessions.”

A mermaid's fascination 🦵🧜‍♀️

One of CK’s funniest jokes is about how women don’t want to sleep with him on sight, because he’s repellent, but if they let him talk for a while, they’ll find themselves having sex with him against their original judgment

So parents think if their kids hear the word “gay”, they will need to immediately explain sex to their kids in order to frame “being gay” as the Other. Young kids do NOT know why you think men and women “fit” and two men “don’t”and “uh— babies?!” is your only justification 🤔

@samsonkayo I got this one Yesterday! Thank you to @beaudiccas for the original design, so SO COOL 🤧🥺🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

@samsonkayo designed this one inspired by Oluwande and Jim @V_Vico_Ortiz

My cycle just started a week ago (meaning my 🩸 just ended). If I ovulate in 7d & am fertilized, the resulting pregnancy will be counted from Day 1 of the period I JUST had. That makes me potentially, legally, a week pregnant TODAY. #AbortionIsHealthcare

Let’s say my partner and I decide to try for a baby. A week from now I’m successfully impregnated. At the “moment” of conception, I’m legally two weeks pregnant. When I start getting early pregnancy symptoms that I’m still unsure aren’t late PMS, I’m legally 5 weeks pregnant.

@SwiftOnSecurity Whoa, I remember right click + saving this one way back when

This account was supposed to be a joke not a preview

Now that Red Army have occupied almost the whole of Ukraine, Soviet forces are starting to push into Romania & Poland. New York Times map shows "Possible Russian moves to West" suggesting strikes towards Nazi-occupied Warsaw or vital Axis oilfields at Ploesti.

this comic strip from 1921 is really relatable to this day

@naima It’s so soothing?!?

It's just an evolution of motherhood/daughterhood and family in the balance of life. And Pamela Aldon closes the series as star, writer, director, show runner... all the things. There's only one episode left in the series so I figured I should put folks on.

I discovered @BetterthingsFX by accident at some point last year, and I realized maybe yesterday that I haven't tweeted about it at all (I think), even though it's fantastic, because it is so beautifully just .. normal.

EVERYONE RIDES FREE on #EarthDay, April 22! Spread the word, #takethetrain and make a positive impact on both your local community and our planet’s ecosystem. Take the Pledge: metrol.ink/3wAxThX

@indecision96 @hannigramteacup Nana said they/them rights

Oh my god I’m over here sobbing nytimes.com/2022/04/18/sty…

@makkusu_san95 @imissudude1 @tahukann @temporaryreject @Confusionmoder If one can hear “Lily and Sam got married!” without having intrusive thoughts about their sex, but one cannot hear “Jim and Joe got married!” without having intrusive thoughts about their sex, that’s homophobia. Kids do not have this problem. They see FAMILIES.

Shoutout to the strog, amazing, badass ladies of #OurFlagMeansDeath

@hannigramteacup why the nana erasure? I know she ain't perfect but she was badass for teaching a little kid how to throw knives

These sonnets are so pro-natalist! 👶🏼 What’s up with that. I’ve never read these ones