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scott thiede

@swthiede

writer/comedian • ucb performer • doesn’t need hateration in the dancery, although holleration may be acceptable on a case by case basis • he/him • bi 🏳️‍🌈

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Ocak 2010
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scott thiede@swthiede·
Love to touch computer all day for money
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Love to touch computer all day for money
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I did the marketing campaign for “it ends with us”. Gotta confess: I did not read the book or watch the movie. BUT I’m assuming it’s the feel good rom com of the year!
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I just learned that cuckoo, Dee Dee, and sing sing are all movies out rn
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scott thiede@swthiede·
Only reason gay people go to hell is cuz Satan is gay and wants his way with all of us
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even Amazon recognizes everything I buy from them is a mistake
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Lady Gaga: “when I was young, I prayed for lightning” Me, a former lifeguard: “yassss”
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New Years is the calendar’s birthday 😌
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In England do they call them poker crisps?
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I do art for art’s sake (hearing people tell me my art is good)
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BECAUSE IT’S TAKEN HIM SO LONG TO COME A SECOND TIME OMG COME ON THIS IS GOLD
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Jesus has the longest refractory period of any guy I know
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SCAM GODDESS@DivaLaci·
I’m so sorry but if you’re a man who paints his nails you need to stop. And by stop I mean stop by my chair and help me pick a color cause how y’all get it right every damn time?!
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Catholics are just guilt different 💪🏼😔
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can’t stop chasing that ‘Trump has covid’ feeling
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