Gladiator

Kim and Oscar always receiving strays😂 Njugush ate on this one and the message is home😂😂😂

A Woman Walks Into A Butchery Just Before Closing and Asks, "Do You Still Have Chicken?" The Butcher Opens His Deep Freezer, Takes Out The Only Chicken Left and Puts It On The Scale, And It Weighed 1.5 kg. The Woman Looks At The Chicken and At The Scale And Asked, "Do You Have One That's a Bit Bigger Than This One?" The Butcher Puts His Only Chicken Back Into The Freezer, and Then Takes It Out Again, But This Time When He Puts It On The Scale; He Craftily Keeps His Thumb on The Scale Pan And The Scale Now Showed 2 kg "That's Wonderful," Said The Woman. "I'll Take Both Chickens, Please!" In a Situation Like This, You Realize That Your Integrity and Your Reputation are on The Line. Your Wisdom Becomes Foolishness and Your Cunning ways Become Stupidity. As I Write This, The Butcher's Head is still Inside The Big Deep Freezer Looking For The Chicken

If South Africans catch this boy 😂

I bought a router, paid for the internet, and gave a few people the logins. Which button do I press and start seeing their incognito browser history cause I'm their internet provider???

A Kenyan lady narrates how she fell victim to the infamous notes scam in Nairobi, with the scammer making off with her phone.

Husband Came back home expecting peace and found a full live action betrayal, his wife was cheating with another man. Brother didn’t even get time to process it, he switched straight into chase mode and sent both the wife and her side guy sprinting for their lives. . 😳🏃‍♂️💨

This was a bad idea from the start 😭

You see this peaceful picture of everyone pressing their phones in silence? Exactly 60 seconds after I took this, the devil himself landed inside this Airbnb and scattered everything. The guy standing in the middle is Abazz. He and Ruith have been doing "couple goals" and oppressing us the whole week. Abazz wanted to be the house DJ, so he connected his phone to the 65-inch living room TV to play a Davido mix his Spotify. He puts his phone down. The music is playing. Everyone was vibing. But then, his phone lags. Abazz casually picks it up to clear his background apps, completely forgetting that his screen is still mirrored to the TV in 4K resolution. He swipes up, and his WhatsApp opens on the giant screen. Right at the top, a message drops from a contact saved as **"POS Guy"**. The message read in huge letters: *"Has Ruith slept? I'm inside the upstairs bathroom waiting for you."* Omo. The Asake song was still blasting, but the room went completely deaf. Dami, who was drinking water by the window, violently choked. Gehgeh slowly locked his own phone, sat up straight, and just folded his arms to watch the cinema. We all did the mental math at the exact same time. We started counting heads. Ruith is sitting right there on the black couch, staring at the screen. The only person missing from this living room was Aisha, who had excused herself 20 minutes ago to "go and charge her power bank." Abazz looked at the TV, realized his ancestors had officially forsaken him, and started frantically tapping his screen to disconnect. His hands were shaking so much the phone fell straight onto the tiles. Seun tried to stand up to mediate the situation, but Ruith just raised one finger, and Seun immediately sat back down like a primary school student. Ruith calmly stood up, walked to the bottom of the staircase, locked the burglary-proof gate that leads upstairs, removed the key, and dropped it inside her bra. She turned around, looked Abazz up and down, and said, "Since POS guy is upstairs, you will sleep in this parlor. Let us see how the transaction will complete." We spent the rest of the night trapped in absolute terror, sitting in dead silence while Abazz begged from the bottom of the stairs, and Aisha was locked in the upstairs toilet with no charger. Gatherings like this are not for the weak. 😭😭💀

Grandpa always insisted on making love in the dark. After 40 years, Grandma turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, "You impotent bastard. How could you lie to me all these years?" Grandpa looks her straight in the eyes and calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids." 😂😂🤣

Two pissed men visited a brothel... The madam takes a look at them and tells her manager, 'Put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms. These guys are too drunk to notice. After finishing their acts, on their way back home: 1st drunk: I think my girl was dead as she never made a noise or made a move. Upon this, the 2nd drunk: Mine was worse. I think she was a witch! 1st drunk: Why would you say that? 2nd drunk: Well, I gave her a little love bite on her bum, then she farted in my face, and flew out of the window!

A young couple left the church and went straight to their hotel where they were spending their first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began getting ready for the night. The husband immediately removed his socks and jumped in bed. His wife crinkled her nose when she saw his feet. “Eww - what’s wrong with your feet? Your toes looked mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?” “I had tolio when I was a child.” he answered. “You mean Polio?” she asked. “No, it’s tolio. The disease affected only my toes.” She nodded and went to bed. When her husband took off his pants, she crinkled her nose again. “What’s wrong with your knees? They are all lumpy and deformed.” “When I was a child, I also had kneasles,” he explained. “You mean measles?” she asked. “No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that affected only my knees.” The new bride nodded and carried on. Then the husband took off his underwear - she paused, looked at him, and said, “Don’t tell me…let me guess... small cox?”

One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a bit too much to drink at a party. Nothing inappropriate happened...but he decided not to mention it to his wife. Later that night, he and his wife were driving to the movies. Suddenly...he noticed a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Thinking fast, he pointed out the window: Hey, look at that! As his wife turned her head, he quickly grabbed the shoe... and tossed it out the window. Crisis avoided! They arrived at the theater... Just as they were getting out of the car, his wife asked, Honey... have you seen my other shoe?

Harold got really drunk one night, Ubered home, and snuck into bed beside his wife. He woke up at the Pearly Gates, where Saint Peter said, “You died in your sleep, Harold.” Harold was stunned. “I died? That can’t be right! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!” Saint Peter said, “I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is by being reincarnated as a chicken.” Harold wasn’t thrilled, but he begged Saint Peter to send him to a farm near his house. The next thing he knew, he was covered in feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strutted past. “So you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?” “Not bad,” replied Harold the Hen, “but I have this strange feeling inside, like I’m going to explode.” “That’s an egg,” explained the rooster. “Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before.” “Never,” said Harold. “Well, just relax and let it happen,” said the rooster. “It’s not a big deal.” Harold did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Harold was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another, his joy overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard his wife yell… “HAROLD, WAKE UP! YOU SHIT THE BED!”

Last night, I massaged my wife with aromatic oil, then we made love so intensely that she screamed for five minutes! The Frenchman, hearing this, replied: “Yes, not bad! Last night I massaged my wife with aromatic butter. Afterward, we made love so intensely that she screamed for 15 minutes!” The Belgian then added: “I massaged her with chocolate. Then we made love and she screamed for three hours!” The other two, curious and amazed: “How did you manage to make her scream for three hours?” “I wiped my hands on the curtains!”

This man though 😂😂😂😂