Martin Lambden

Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞 👉youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ

@SomersetCCC Why?

NEWS: George Thomas will be leaving the Club this winter when his contract expires. We would like to thank George for his contributions to Somerset County Cricket Club since joining the academy in 2019. #WeAreSomerset

@Keir_Starmer Yet you don't condemn Israel killing innocent citizens in Lebanon or Gaza?!

I completely condemn Iran's attack on Israel this evening.

@SomersetCCC Classic example of catches win matches they held some blinders and we dropped at least 5 ( unusually!)

"We werent quite good enough" Lewis Gregory reacts to defeat against Hampshire 🎙️ #SOMvHAM #WeAreSomerset

@Keir_Starmer @PeterStefanovi2 It seems like the conservatives your idea of service is rationed to some of the public ! Where is your original thinking re fiscal rules taxation and service?

Two months ago, I stood on the steps of Downing Street and promised you a government of public service. Today, I will set out the hard work we need to do in the months ahead to fix the foundations of our country. Watch my speech live here, from 10am.

@chimzytv Charlie George

@RestIsPolitics Nadine Dorries give time on Channel4

What do you think has been the biggest shock of the night so far? 👀👇

@spaceangel1964 Yes

Anyone else staying up all night Thursday to witness the annihilation of the Tories?! #ToriesOutChangeIn

.@channel4 have hired Nadine Dorries for their Election Night coverage. RT if it's a NO from you.

Exclusive: how the Independent Schools Council created a misleading headline on VAT which its own authors say is statistically meaningless. And they say they told this to the ISC.

@nationalhighways stuck on A1 in roadworks ( misnomer no working) for over an hour and rising disgraceful management resour e utilisation and productivity! How do you justify this? #gonetothdogs

Tories are VERY angry that Angela Rayner called Rishi Sunak a pint-sized loser. Please don’t repost this in case #PintSizedLoser trends.

@SomersetCCC Lets see if Jake Ball recovers past brilliance

Who is your Somerset 'one to watch' ahead of the 2024 season? 🤔 #WeAreSomerset

@xelonmuskusa 3452839

@thecricketdraft Cba

We’ve finalised our Player Values for the #CountyChamp game. ✅Budget of £100m ✅Squad of 15 What order would you value these 3 ALRs? (£7-7.5m) A - F Hudson-Prentice (Sussex) B - R Keogh (Northants) C - L Gregory (Somerset) #TCD

@thecricketdraft Bca

We’ve finalised our Player Values for the #CountyChamp game. ✅Budget of £100m ✅Squad of 15 We hope you agree with most of them 😬 A little trial… What order would you value these 3 BWLs? (£8-9m) A - S Cook (Essex) B - M Abbas (Hampshire) C - O Robinson (Sussex) #TCD

@campbellclaret Labour are running scared no courage no pocies to sort us out and have become tory lite! Shame

If Hunt is one of the grown ups in the room, it wasn’t very grown up to list all the economic shocks without mentioning one of the biggest. A Labour government will have to be much more grown up about it and should start now 3/3

Waking up in Oz to catch up on UK Budget. The game changer is not a game changer. No way of seeing how the economy works politically to their advantage. And I suspect so many people will not even be listening to the latest round of promises. Added to which the bits he thinks 1/3

Give the NY Times credit, they've nailed conservative Britain.