sydballs.

maybe i’m drunk or maybe this si firew

@mateodavis old…

#staff #teachertwitter #shapingminds #education #gogauchos

@mateodavis ur old.

I took a picture of myself everyday of the 2020/2021 school year and did a time lapse

this man thinking “lgbtq” is a typo ... sending me to the moon

when i say bestie i do not mean it figuratively. u are all my best friends

I love this interview with the BIRDGIRL boss creators ! Please watch the show on @adultswim ! I love it and want more... indiewire.com/2021/05/birdgi…

Guys… Please meet my alter-ego “Babs De Niro”. I’m vaxxed, Covid thick and ready to party like it’s 1994 Long Island, NY.

up close and personal

tl sleep? Pasta’s not even my favorite food...

Nobody escapes David Rossi. I am everywhere yet I am no where. I am dead but I am alive. I’m still there when you close your eyes. You can run, but I’ll remain. For, I am always just one dream away.

It’s a love story HotchyPoo just say yes <3

I came in like a meat ball. All I wanted was to break your walls. So, let’s break those walls down my little marinara sauce...how’s your morning going? 🇮🇹🐎🍝🍕

Don’t worry every one, me, your yellow, has risen from my slumber to see another day. I know you all missed me terribly all night so I edited this cute picture for you guys to print out and post on your wall or get tattooed above your bellybutton. Xoxo 💛🍝 #pastaismyyellow

“I don’t like 40 year ol-“

After a hard case I like to draw myself a hot steamy bath, grip my hard firm noodles with my big hands, holding them under until they’re soft and limp, then I drench my entire body in marinara sauce, and plunge myself under the noodles. Giggling to myself “Noodles on my noodle.”

Good morning kiddos. Just woke up to see I’m at 69 followers (lol funny number). This is all I’ve ever wanted in life and I’ve now transcended to the next stage of reality please nobody ever follow or unfollow me again.

it is almost as if billie is a literal teenager who can change her mind and still respect herself regardless of how much she shows her body

Turning my friend’s into pasta memes: a thread 🍝🇮🇹🐎

This outfit makes me feel sassy...watch out queens, kings, and non-binary royalty, Rossi the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s coming to get you...rawr XD 😘🥰🇮🇹🐎💋💕🥃💚🤍❤️🍝💗💖