Allan Onyango

@Perunomad Frame 2 ilikuwa sponsored na Azerbaijan au nini.

Greetings from📍 Lodwar, Turkana County HQ.

@Onorpik Hapo ingekuwa Kenya kungekuwa na an open trench in the name of drainage chocking in filth, vibandas with those big umbrellas leaving pedestrians to squeeze in a one minute space, nduthis parked, trolley ya smokie na mayai, jamaa ya ku repair puncture, jamaa ya mutura... etc

Why can't we in Kenya have this?

@Polymarket Only in America where you are likely to be shot by a dog.

NEW: Nebraska woman hospitalized after a dog in another vehicle accidentally fired a shotgun at her.

@Dr_AustinOmondi Meanwhile Leopold of Belgium is just chilling.

Stalin numbers make Hitler’s look like child’s play. He is linked to the premature deaths of 20million people compared to Hitler’s 6. So sad.

@Blue_Footy This guy is a huge enabler of mediocre signings

I don't know the reason why anyone wouldn't have Xhaka at Chelsea. Of course, Chelsea aren't looking to buy players of his age, but you can't possibly say he wouldn't improve our midfield. The man is single-handedly running this game.

The most consistent policy in Kenya since independence has been the protection of the political class from the consequences of their decisions. Everything else has been negotiable.

@_classicbooks_ @abuyamasta Ungechukua ma bois muendee ng'ombe bwana.

@abuyamasta My mom aliwai peana ng'ombe yaku kwa church. To date sijawai enda ocha.

Around 2yrs ago nilipasuanga mbao kama 50 ivi za kujenga, so due to financial reasons nika postpone, but juzi nimeambiwa hakuna mbao hata moja kwa nyumba, kuuliza naambiwa wali donate kwa church ya uko home zikatengeneza meza na viti. Sai naskia nimejaa ngori sana.

@Hey__Z This thing tastes like shit...heri Kenyan beers.

Who in their right mind buys a litre of hard beer ?

@Kimuzi_ Alafu kuna Sonko Malong'

Ahmed Nassir ukuwa open minded. You can actually criticise the guy and he will never block you. Then there is Mohammed Wehliye. Very weak. Blocks under little criticism.

@Maishbena @Wuodnyakach_ Jamaa amejifanya gaidi alafu anaanza ku beg fare irudishwe.

@Wuodnyakach_ Am not begging in 2026 also..

😂😂😂😂

@FabrizioRomano Here we go again

🚨🔵 Chelsea agree deal to sign Valentín Barco, here we go! 🇦🇷 Agreement in place with the player as RC Strasbourg will let Barco go after impressive improvement this year. #CFC ready to proceed for the Argentinian midfielder from June.

For a nigga that don’t drink or smoke, he really don’t make good decisions. He organically stupid

@paisylynn Man of culture that one

Kuna dem ameona wedding ya boyfriend yake online. Na hawakua wame break up.😭💀🙊

Albert Karagacha, President - Matatu Owners Association: Ruto’s Singapore dream is a reality. Let’s put politics aside and build our country. We have called off next week’s matatu strike.

@Obuchunju @DancanMaiche Kama uyu ni dem yako wachana na yeye.

Roseline Alionya, speaking on Spice FM, argues that fuel prices in Uganda are lower than in Kenya because Uganda has fewer cars. She further claims that boda bodas are Uganda’s main mode of transport, which keeps fuel demand low. She reached that conclusion after spending a week in Uganda. Ndu Okoh has just schooled her.

@moneyacademyKE I thought EPRA is an independent body.

President William Ruto has directed that in the next price cycle, diesel prices be reduced by Sh10 in June and July.

@moneyacademyKE To hell with that confidentiality clause. How do they expect Kenyans not to know what they are paying for?

Kenya’s government exposing SGR loan documents could breach confidentiality clauses in the Sh600 billion railway deal under Kenya–China agreements. This comes after the Court of Appeal ordered their release to the public under terms meant to keep them private.

@theyluvmoh It's what you are thinking.

Nimeinua gas na mkono moja bila kustrain, I hope ni nguvu ndo nikonayo Mingi and not what I'm thinking aki🥹😭

Waziri bubu? Meet the CS Transport who was never bothered with strike and said nothing about it from its beginning to the end. Very interesting knowing CS Macharia and Michuki were the most talked about CS during their times in Transport ministry.

We don’t talk enough about how evil Bill Gates is.