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@the_Lawrenz Wait No be wetin you sef dey do for yankee?

Tomorrow, you will resume your 9-5.

@onlyonepriest1 Dating is fucked up these days

Let the boyfriend of the Celebrant come out, Nah so seven of us come Outside. nah dancing Competition we later do I Carry 3rd sha...

@DailyLoud @iamvickydml Those small craters there were caused by asteroids Stones flying around the space

The highest quality video of the moon was just released

Ask me any amount from now till tomorrow. Once I DM you, you've won N1million. Good luck

@_egungunn 500k boss It would help set me up

@Lwkpetite Watermelons 🙂‍↕️

Boobs sounds funny, tit sound aggressive, breast sounds too formal…isn’t there a perfect name for it?😭

@5starbarber_1 Hwfar relax o

A young man with a woman in his life is more focused and driven than a single guy. I don’t know how to explain this but a woman pushes you to do more for yourself..

@yarlo_wtf Different hole man Your experience is different from theirs

how girls dey take doggy, that shit is painful.

@abazwhyllzz She will soon get tired of doing whatever she wants lol It’s just time

What????😳

@OfficialJoel4_ I need it 😪

Iphone 14 broken back. Who wants it? If nobody likes your replies to this post in 48hrs, il waybill it to you

@hintrovertt Twitter FBI

I know this restaurant in ajah , if you can’t afford to buy their table water for 1k they will give you the one without label for free

@Dollar782 @YvngJayfc Which model?

@YvngJayfc me and my new samsung

my samsung don add one extra line

@YvngJayfc Welcome to the geng More lines to go..

@fineboykamal No worry we understand 😂 The thing even dey heavy

This MacBook no even be touchscreen and convertible Be like I go sell am switch to Dell or Hp

@c0mmandderr Probably recipes

Is this rhetorical or are you looking for recipes?? 😭

JUST IN: Black Easter In Benue 💔. At Least 17 Killed As Ful@ni Terror!sts Storm Mbalom Community In Gwer East, Burn Homes And Leave Families Displaced. Many Still Missing As Search Efforts Continue 😢 “Several Armed Ful@ni Terror!sts Launched a Deadly Attack On Mbalom Community In Gwer East Local Government Area Of Benue State, Killing Several Residents And Destroying Properties. The Assault, Which Occurred On Easter Sunday (5th April 2026), Has So Far Left At Least 17 People Confirmed Dead, While Many Others Remain Missing As Search Efforts Continue. Eyewitnesses Report That Numerous Houses Were Set Ablaze During The Attack, Leaving Families Displaced And The Community In Devastation.”~ Eyewitness Report

@_VALKlNG @mr__topson Sarcasm

@mr__topson I’d have rejected the money, I strongly feel 10k Naira I work for is better than $80b I’m given for free

Your strongly feel “80 BILLION DOLLARS” will change your life?????? You’re still strongly feeling it??? I don’t understand?? It’ll change the life of everyone from your state of origin😭

@drharveee @deman_005 Walai Opay go see me for their office

Would you notice if 2k left your account,right now?

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

I pray you experience this at least once in your life.