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@LOTPLAirlines my wife flew your business class for the first time yesterday, and loves the amenity kit! Are they available for purchase?

@connorlarowe We've got five parties in Parliament up here, it doesn't change as much as you'd think.

@Poggistix7 @connorlarowe My telephone number is seven, why do you think I'm trying so hard to keep it? What, I'm gonna move into double digits like some damn kid? Fuck outta here with that nonsense.

@synapsegraham @connorlarowe I didn’t know they had telephones in Canada. Thought it was all moose and snowmobiles up there

@Poggistix7 @DylanBowman

@DylanBowman I ordered speedos for us

I will be on this boat. So just call me boaty mc boat boy....no call me boatman. Boatman forever. Or boatman begins. Or the dark knot maybe? Either way. Boat show.

@connorlarowe @Calvindotcom This is a topic I can go into as much or as little detail as you like. My side business is consulting on frequent flyer programs.

I’m looking for a credit card. I got a pretty good credit score. Which cards do you like? Give me your recommendations!

@DesignByHumans my order has been "in transit" in Canada since April 20, no tracking updates since. Is this normal?

@connorlarowe @JoeMarks108 Oh also Christian will probably cut you if you don't love it.

I just discovered the drummer of OLP and the guy who plays J-Roc on trailer park boys are making music together....

@dilip_andrade @yep_she @ldobsonhughes Ironically, Ticketmaster probably could have done a decent job of this.

@yep_she @ldobsonhughes He also had vast knowledge of online ordering and appointment systems. We clearly had people who have never tried to buy concert tickets running this.

@DickVanberg I thought Trapt kicked that guy to the curb?

@Poggistix7 @juliancomeau I mean, at least things are getting back to normal?

@juliancomeau I can’t believe it’s starting already

Acquaintance- “yo dude! Been a while how are ya?” Me- “Good man! Yeah dude it’s been like a year! Good to hear from you. Life treating you right?” Acquaintance- “Been good! You gonna be swinging through on tour? Would love to bring my gf out and say Whatsup” Me-

@DylanBowman You've got lots and lots of company on that right now. It's okay for things to just be a mess for a while.

I’m just sad and pissed all the time. I don’t know.

@cskirmont @Matthew0Kennedy I went this route too and completely recommend it. Married 7 years tomorrow, so if she hates the ring she's been keeping it lowkey!

@Matthew0Kennedy Oooh? Might hit you up Monday on that if you’re free!?

Been saving for an engagement ring for my gf and I’m almost there. $1400 away from making the best decision of my life. Sorry, had to tell someone and she doesn’t have a Twitter 🙂

@Poggistix7 @mahan_josh Man, I just got one of those super heavy blankets, I'm kicking myself for waiting so long. No joke, an extra hour of sleep a night with this thing.

“So, dude! Yeah! Anxiety dreams. I’ve been having them”- @mahan_josh

@LukexX0 Weird how so many days of the week there's an anti-Trudeau hashtag trending from the same few thousand accounts. ...that's weird, right?

You love to see it #TrudeauMustGo

@cskirmont Are you telling us about the cookware that's gone in the mail, or the revenge you're giving your girlfriend for the mix-up?

My girlfriend accidentally mailed one of her Christmas presents from me to her parents. Enjoy the Dutch oven 🥸

@Poggistix7 @DylanBowman Just means that part of the field's wide open for the first ones to get there, Jim. Record the metal answer to "Sugar Sugar".

@DylanBowman Bands like yours 😂

I imagine songwriting was easier when you could get away with using lyrics like, “Hey nonny ding dong, alang alang alang (sh-boom) Ba-doh, ba-doo ba-doodle-ay”