James, accidentally a ghost again

@skippy_0h @Hrolf_ woo, not a good look to see "killing people is unethical" in the manually-hidden replies, huh?

@Luke_Stratford sounds like someone hasn't been chasing any chickens lately

Mad Men should be the one getting the Yellowstone treatment. a spin-off for every decade. elderly Don letting a teen he met on a bender teach him about the internet then going to work and pitching the Old spice “i’m on a horse” ad

Outraged by Jan 6, he spent two years getting inside the top ranks of militias like the Oath Keepers. He was stunningly successful. He penetrated a new generation of militia leaders, which included doctors, cops & government attorneys. This is his story. propublica.org/article/ap3-oa…

THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files. It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd done a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me

lrt oh shiiiiit off on switch

NYPD has struck 3 million dollar contract with the ACME corporation to provide law enforcement technology that will aid in the search

bsky.app/profile/syntap… Hey everyone, im on bluesky now, already making worse jokes than ever before

@mizabitha really, you never heard Santeria? no wonder you didn't know they were white

I only ever knew the one Sublime song, the one they sing along to on Saints Row, but I think it would be much funnier if I had all their albums and considered myself a huge fan

Two months ago I realized Sublime were white. Two months on and my girlfriend is still not letting me live it down

the german word for giving a MRA a twitter ratio

I couldn't write slash fiction, I'd get caught up in all the background lore, like there'd be a tv on in the bedroom going "And here to speak for the Council of Omega Relations while the primary speaker is on Mpregnancy leave,"

"it looks impossible, but if you turn here OH NO"

I hope the next hellraiser movie has the box solved by one of those puzzle TikTok people

with friends like these, who needs animes

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vivid flashback to my edgiest line in my middle school creative writing class after hearing about the Unreliable Narrator. "Yeah, that's right. I died. I'm a ghost now."

leftover taco bar breakfast

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