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Just beat Lady Ethereal in Nine Sols and holy crap that was a creepypasta experience. Loved the music though, took me like 15 tries before i got her and I wont lie, first sight of her I was like, "Yeah, shes on e621."

@PopCrave fuck pride month

Pride Month begins in one week.

@fwmarqix did this actually happen?

Me: entering Japanese cat café. employee stops me immediately. Employee: One rule. Me: Okay. Employee: Orange cat bites people from France. Me: I’m not French. Employee: Good. I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic. then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler. Cat staring at me aggressively. Employee watching nervously from distance. Me: I thought he only hated French people. Employee: He improvises. cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact. Me: THIS IS TARGETED. small child nearby points at cat. Child: That one evil. Employee: No no, He just passionate. cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently. Me: …wait he likes me? Employee shocked. Employee: Impossible. another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet. Manager arrives. Manager: He has never trusted customer before. Me: What does that mean. Manager bows slightly. Manager: You must take him. Me: TAKE HIM WHERE. orange cat already asleep on me. Employee quietly bringing adoption papers. Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.

@FortressWolf @FennyFen_1 i know, just got a sol seal from kuafa

@syrusace @FennyFen_1 It’s a really good game. Trust me

Never in my life have I struggled on a boss this much until I met this bitch in Nine Sols and is only her 2nd phase and apparently there’s also a 3rd?! 💀 Lady Ethereal… she’s so lucky she’s hot lol might have to draw her over my frustration. #PS5Share #NineSols

@gloccnem @ebisu888888 cause he can

@ebisu888888 why are you saying the n word white sir

white people will literally be kind to everything existing but black people 😭

@Skullz_Skeleton nice buster

What would you do if you saw Kit?

@CantEverDie people are still saying that it seems

absolutely insane thing to post when the president is literally a pedophile lol

@AnnieForTruth what murder?

Kyle Rittenhouse, who murdered two protesters during a social rights demonstration in 2020, was hospitalized on Wednesday after a venomous spider bite. We all pray the spider is OK! 🙏

@Ya6_tt well to be fair a vampire would be an actual vampire

Vcs não conseguem lidar com uma pessoa trans, mas juram q iriam se dar bem com outras espécies. Os vampiros iam ser caçados,fadas e sereias vendidas como bonecas sexuais,elfos segregados e os dragões tbm iam ser caçados até a extinção

hey guys, I got the first two chapters of my new story done, Slave Hound, once chap 3 is done i plan to post it publicly but I want to ask if anyone wants the first two chaps for ten dollars?

@RyanMcKinnell didnt watch the trail did you?

This would actually be really funny if Kyle Rittenhouse was locked in a fucking cage where he belongs. But he isnt. He's living free, jerking off to anime (probably) & eating dinner at Jack in the Box, or whatever these fucking geeks do with their lives.

@NelFoxing @AToastedOrange Alba is a doting auntie it seems

Happy Mother's Day!! Speed ran making this so im sorry if it looks bad👉👈 Leo having some quality time with his momma (and Alba cause she cant leave Leon alone lol) All characters owned by @AToastedOrange

@Lillybelli no, my cat is part of the family

Would you give up for your cat? Yes OR No

I'm ugly sorry but had to showcase how this little asshole that I love, prevents me from writing sometimes

@LibertyNut1 c

Her husband is being taken by ICE after being in America illegally for over 30 years. When you voted for President Trump, who did you want deported?? A. Just The V*olent Criminals B. Some Illegal Alien Families C. All Illegal Aliens

@ChibiReviews hello

Shadowban Test Can you all see this tweet or nah?

@dprzygoda @JHVI1 @1zzyzyx1 it wasnt murder though, did you watch the trial?

@JHVI1 @1zzyzyx1 Murder is a legal conclusion, has nothing to do with whether or not someone killed someone else or whether their actions caused someone to die.

He killed people, NBC. Thats a pretty important part of the story. Why did you leave that out?

why i write slow sometimes

@shuricent hows he a mysogynist?

still not over somebody asking how the white lotus order permitted a misogynist among their ranks meanwhile this is their grand lotus