Sarah Zearfoss

@FatherShampoo @rose_rsj Yes! That happened! And so now the joke is slightly modified. Jokes are, of course, the most important part of the admissions process

@rose_rsj @szearfos Agree !!! Have vague recollection of someone thinking it was like too bougee of a reference or some nonsense lol

I don't understand how Manolo Blanek (sp?) is like the most famous brand in the world in Sex & the city but I've literally never heard of it or the name once.

@rose_rsj @FatherShampoo We have a little joke about not wearing your manolo blahniks to preview bc there’s a lot of walking; I remember someone once expressed some offense bc they got the impression from the joke that people here actually wear designer shoes. don’t remember apologizing per se but maybe?

@FatherShampoo @szearfos what email is he referencing?

@rose_rsj I would have spelled that “pbfft.”

his joyful pfft come on after describing each ingredient is angelic

@rose_rsj @lesterfreamon How about 50-50 split where half of the men’s teams have to adopt the name of the women’s team, and vice versa

@lesterfreamon (Ducks under table) I’m not sure why this is a bad idea. The leagues are basically a single entity and more than half have the same ownership. It’s a pretty successful model in Europe across all sports, and seems useful to have a single brand that shuttles fans back and forth.

Ethan Strauss thinks WNBA teams should be called like the “W Pacers” bc it’s too hard to learn the name Fever and Bill agrees

@writeclimbrun You are never too old for law school!!!

someone just asked me in the hotel elevator whether I was applying to law school and I'm about fifteen years too old for that @szearfos

@rose_rsj I love semi-colons. LOVE.

gonna stop doing tweets with semi-colons; don't want to be that type of person.

@rose_rsj Some people can’t read cursive so it’s a real potential Gift of the Magi situation where you spend countless hours to learn how to write cursive in order to pen the perfect love note and then the recipient can’t read it. Heart wrenching to contemplate.

mom was berating me for not knowing cursive and I said when would I ever need to do that besides writing my name (which I can do) & she said, angrily, "to write someone a love note!"

@BarbMcQuade Did he happen to mention an interest in law school

Look who was there to greet me in the lobby this morning. It’s offensive MVP and national champion Blake Corum. #GoBlue!

@rose_rsj This is definitely a reasonable, well-thought-out take, consistent with other views you espouse.

total exoneration of Harbaugh continues. and, mindful that abolition is a long term project, not our present reality, I want Petitti in jail.

@internetraj Williams & Connoll, OTOH—premiere space + hourly zingermans deliveries to their interview room.

We need to pair the obviously-true claim about the best people with a claim about Ann Arbor food. Best chipatis (does anywhere else even have chipatis)? best "deli" (or whatever category Zingerman's best fits)? best donuts (Washtenaw Dairy v. DJ's Bakery)? Best Middle Eastern?

@sa_franks Heaven!

My friends and I are in France. We spent all day at champagne tastings and just finished watching Miss Americana. We are now having quiet time before dinner where we’re just all on our phones ignoring each other. I love being an adult.

@mch_tweets So rude that they don’t call you “professor hannon.”

@seantankerous @UMichLawAdmit 🫶!!!!!!!!!

@UMichLawAdmit You have a particularly excellent Dean of Admissions -- exclamation point.

❗️❕How many exclamation points is too many?! Dean Z addresses a viewer’s grammar question in this A2Z clip (full episode here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=-xhpZ7…)! ‼️

@kellybycoffee @KCStar @Chiefs @UMichLawAdmit No doubt here--we do indeed have the receipts! First line of your personal statement: "To understand me, you have to know a little bit about the Kansas City Chiefs." Go Kelly! 💛💙

To those who doubt my claim in this piece for the @KCStar that I wrote my law school admissions essay on @Chiefs... I bet Dean Z/ @UMichLawAdmit has the receipts... kansascity.com/opinion/reader…

Ranking just behind the number one city were Raleigh, Huntsville, Fayetteville and Colorado Springs. mlive.com/life/2023/02/m…

@CyndyMcC @UMichLawAdmit you are correct! that’s Admissions Cat’s dear departed friend Kedi.

We’re out of the office until January 3! There will be no admissions decisions sent out before then, so stop refreshing that status checker and go spend some time with your loved ones. Happy holidays! (Pictured is Admissions Cat roasting by an open fire.)

@brittdorton @UMichLaw I am!! I am!!! You’ll be brilliant.

@TheWilderThings Since you are not a college student, ignore the advice about mr spots and no Thai. And zings is great but so much zings in this town. Last word is a great rec for drinks. Try Mani Osteria or pacific rim for real and delicious food. Frita for guilty pleasure.

If you had to narrow it down, what are the three places should I eat at in Ann Arbor?

@Bridgette_Carr @UMichLawAdmit @UMichLaw Once you clarified that the red was for Hoosier affinity rather than OSU affinity, I felt much better.