Alice

cannot stop yawning.

I'm addicted to that fuckin' PapiJump iPhone game!

@aypapi I knew that was coming. Emphasis on the KNEW.

smells like egg salad.

@OHHDL The Dalai Lama has Twitter? ..Wow!

@uhshane I do. Did. Don't now.

@tashawilliams you don't smell like egg salad. You smell like sex. Hot, sweaty, good for you sex.

RT @tkennard they're not related!

@uhshane what the heck is wrong with you?

@mynamesmax What happened, Max? Well, besides the great big obvious under your shirt...

@tkennard Ya. Where'd *that* come from?

@Franca Cute hat!

@tashawilliams you've been the only thing that's right, in all I've done. x

Okay, so the America's Next Top Model game? What if my model doesn't LIKE freakin' apples!

@tashawilliams Happy Valentine's day!

@LizHargreaves happy valentine's day, Liz!

@LizHargreaves I am actually! She even got me a really cute gift, but I have to keep it hush hush. She's too cool for Valentines.

Okay, so if Mickey Rourke and Amy Winehouse fell in the gutter and made a baby, the result would still be less nasty than Jenny Schecter.

@sarahschuster Grow up yourself, you fucking story stealing piece of trash.

@tkennard I sorta feel like dying.