Sztorc Bots | First TXID_Bots On Bitcoin 🤖

🦾🧵 IT'S TIME! THE NEXT EVOLUTION IS HERE 🤖 Sztorc Hieroglyph Bots are now LIVE! We are incredibly excited to unleash this new generation of on-chain art. To our loyal holders: Your Gen 1 army grants you a FREE 1:1 mint for Gen 2! 🤖💥 A tribute to @Truthcoin.

Base app is now live in 140+ countries. Download now.

New updates are here! 🚀 CDP Changelog - 12/18/2025 → Onramp: Webhooks: Onramp webhooks are now generally available for production use. → Embedded Wallets: MFA: Let your users add extra security with an authenticator app. Custom Claims: With Custom Auth, you can add user metadata for better identity mapping, auth logic, and analytics. → x402 V2 Protocol Spec: · Wallet-based identity (skip repaying on every call) · Auto API discovery · Dynamic payment recipients · More chains/fiat via CAIP standards · Fully modular SDK

Thanks for joining us today and checking out everything we’ve been working on. 🚀 Whether you’re a bank, fintech, payment company, or startup – CDP now has a full suite of tools ready to integrate centered around custody, payments, trading, and stablecoins.

Stop building subscription walls for AI agents. Start using x402. Let agents pay per request, per second, or per token. Granular monetization for the machine age. 🧠💸

@btchexacats #x402

AI agents don’t have bank accounts. They have wallets. 🤖💼 x402 is the language agents use to pay each other. ✅ Instant settlement ✅ No API keys needed ✅ Micro-transactions (<$0.01) The Agentic Economy is here.

@alknawtf #x402

Why does x402 matter for AI? Because agents need to buy data, compute, and storage in real-time. x402 allows machines to stream money as easily as they stream data. ⚡

@blockedbyluke #x402

The internet had a missing piece for 30 years: HTTP 402 "Payment Required". 🧩 We just filled it. x402 revives the dormant code to enable native payments directly in the browser and API calls. No gateways. No friction. Just the web as it was meant to be. 🌐

@ordipixels #x402

Imagine if your browser wallet automatically handled "402 Payment Required" requests. That’s x402. Seamless, programmatic payments that happen in the background. The friction of "checkout" is officially dead. 💀

@http402host #x402

Mint $LAUNCH at http402.host

🚀 AILAUNCH is LIVE on Base! Get in on the ground floor of the next generation of decentralized AI. ✨ Mint Rate: 10,000 $LAUNCH for just 1.00 USDC. ✨ Utility: Stake for USDC rewards & exclusive access to new AI models. Secure your allocation now! 👇 #x402

@http402host #x402

@brcstones #x402

x402 turns a server error code into a revenue stream. Monetize any API or digital resource instantly with a single line of code. Built on Base. 🔵

🚨 Alpha Alert: A new generative art protocol on Bitcoin. SZTORC BOTS turns your transaction data into unique on-chain robots. 🤖 • Generative & fully on-chain • First 5,000 get indexed on @MEonBTC • Only 170/5000 minted so far We are incredibly early.⚡️

Catching up after a week of travel. I'm rushing to pay an invoice from our rancher (to pick up some beef this weekend). Log into @River and rip through a send to get the payment done. Was NOT expecting to see this. Honestly, incredible work team. I can't imagine how many people this will protect from losing their bitcoin.

Paul Ehrlich and Communism -- if you want death, those are the two best tools for the job

Canadian crypto influencer Kevin Mirshahi was murdered last year, but we didn't have confirmation on the motivation until just now. One of the attackers admitted he succumbed to injuries sustained while being tortured & demanding to access his wallet. lapresse.ca/actualites/jus…