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this twitter shit is what i live for

bad bitch, prophet and tweaker, i really got it all

whatever man

not a big fan of the concept of time

no longer under 160lbs n i feel morbidly obese (6'1btw👀)

Woke up groggy from a nap on the airplane and earnestly tried to slide this forward with my finger

i should tweet on zach again

@neuro_refill do u wanna drnk beer lets drink beer #beerisforeverybody

I would enjoy an ice cream sundae pop tart, or a day of baking buttons, for no reason other than whimsy. I would also enjoy a ginger beer and a walk in the woods.

now that im thinking about it i havent seen that many indians outside of 7/11

looked like a complete ass retard from the side for that one🚶

i was gonna do #hi but #hivhealedrepentkenya will do thanks elon

"beverly hills is crazy dude we got shitty raves and $15 slices"

verify me

@inahazeeee i wouldnt miss any of it for the world

@inahazeeee thank you for this

@SenMcConnell wya bbg

I was encouraged by the President’s nomination of Jay Clayton to be the Director of National Intelligence. Mr. Clayton is known to the Senate, and his distinguished prior service, overseeing sensitive financial investigations as SEC Chair and leading consequential national security prosecutions as U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, suggests he has the intellect, temperament, managerial capacity, discretion, and experience required by statute for this position. I look forward to the Senate’s consideration of his nomination.

drinking one for u tonight @SenMcConnell 🤞🔒

@Lucy432153 this tweet just pissed me off

// lgbtq spoilers . . . . . GIRLS LOVE GIRLS AND BOYS LOVE BOYS??????

@spillofdreams thank you!

@spillofdreams i did this the other day and i came to the conclusion that we should start a petition for ants to be allowed to dance freely any time of the day