Tom Goddard

@MSilva93 Long old flight that

14 hours until we land in Ibiza let’s have it

@sportbible @_JamieWatson_ @Jaykeboth Coyleeeeee

On the playground when you scored a goal you'd shout "GERRARDDDDDDDDD" or "ROOOONEEYYYYYYYY" What name will kids today be shouting? 🤔

@gravesendsparta Gorv

MOTM vote if there was one?

6 1 defeat today against @AFC_Rosherville less said about that the better 😂

@FootyAccums @JimmyMario8

When you're at some gaff 5am and get stuck with the lad talking about how to make £100k on Crypto:

@TOMWALTER_ Was your best player for 3 seasons. Dont be bitter mate dont look good

CUNT

@TheImmortalReds Either way fuck off! your dad got the right idea you sad cunt!!

@TheImmortalReds Shut up you bin dipping Scouse cunt!!

@ODDSbible @JamesUings

Man City fans still thinking about why Pep didn’t start a CDM in the #UCLFinal

@gravesendsparta @hartley_fc @M_W13 No mention of the overhead kick?

Full time result and the boys are back with a bang 💥 Spartans 2-1 @hartley_fc Brilliant performance from the lads with a hard fought come from behind win against previously unbeaten black lion ⚽️ @tGoddard93 ⚽️ @M_W13 #wearesparta #theboysareback

@ladbible @OggieMarshall9 @Jaykeboth

‘You haven’t got the time have you?’ 😂😂

@Gilology @ladbible @_JamieWatson_

It’s: ⚪️ Chico Time ⚪️ Britney Bitch 🔘 Ollie Ball Here ⚪️ Time To Go #OmittedUKCensusQuestions

@OggieMarshall9 @Louis_Beneventi 😂😂

When you lose your mate in the club on 22nd June and ask your other mate where he is:

@YidoWhite93 @LewisDurkin @JackPittBrooke Rattled

@LewisDurkin @JackPittBrooke Your fucking obsessed 😂

Seen a few takes that Spurs played well today because they had more possession than West Ham. Surely that's wrong in terms of both its premise and its conclusion.

@TOMWALTER_ You mentally deficient?

@TweetBluewater Please tell me Dinotropolis will be opening next week @OggieMarshall9 has promise his son baby graham he would take him and he has not shut up about it since!

@gravesendsparta @PhoenixSundays @MrMarkJones @alexreadd @Josh93Josh

Full time result @PhoenixSundays 1-6 Spartans ⚽⚽ @MrMarkJones ⚽ Norris ⚽ @alexreadd ⚽ Emra ⚽ @tGoddard93 Assists 🎯🎯🎯 @Josh93Josh 🎯 @MrMarkJones 🎯 Emra 🎯 Norris

@YidoWhite93 @tommygarratt

@tommygarratt @spencermorgan93 @piersmorgan Least I’ll have a club to support next year

Lol

@markfinnigan14 @LewisDurkin

Sex offender if you’ve worn a pair of jeans during lockdown

Ha! Thanks mate! Yes, it was hard not to misuse the tin foil an all.

@Elksibanda @OggieMarshall9

Describing to your mate how quick you lost £100 on the roulette machine