Mother Theresa

How old am I??? Remember Burnett’s?? College Freshman out here drinking White Claws but will never understand the burn of taking a pull of $10 Burnett’s in some random frat house with probably a Hoodie Allen song playing in the background. Thats how old I am.

What we really wanna see on Vogue...

Some of you have never been shit on by a bird and it shows.

I’ve reached the age when I drive past a house with a nice porch I literally have to say, “that’s a nice porch”

2020 is soup, and we’re all forks.

@Bigmikey55 @RoslynPar Show us the footage rozz. For old times sake.

@RoslynPar That doesn’t need to be brought to light.....

Somewhere in this video you can see a blacked out Mike after doing a power hour with Grey Goose at 6am. The good ole days

@jennaamico Did someone say road trip??! 🤠

@t_dabrowski N a s h v i l l e

Things I’ve discovered this quarantine: 1. Target is overpriced 2. I took TJMaxx for granted 3. I need to move the fuck out of Illinois

@morgfaulkner Meet you at Munster Donuts in an hour!!!

imagine trying to explain this video to someone 3 months ago

Today I started up my Keurig but forgot the coffee cup. Happy day ???? in quarantine.

The things I would do right now to spend just 3 minutes in a TJMaxx candle aisle. 3 MINUTES.

Ya know, I gotta say, it’s been pretty liberating not having to peer pressure myself to go out. Happy Friday from isolation!! Cheers!

Day idk in quarantine:

@marendrue @splansky Is there a live stream for this? Would love to get some tips and tricks.

Day 4 in quarantine:

@kellllywrobel I think posting a pic is still fair game but just change the caption to “Cancelled it✔️”

Anyone else get an inner burst of happiness when you find the chapstick you’ve been missing for weeks/months/maybe even years??? ~it’s the little things in life~ :)(:

A one-year update from Alex:

@lexlopez_ Block him ASAP !! We’re putting an end to games in 2020 💯

@t_dabrowski but like what if he’s acting like that because he actually DOES give a shit and just wants me to THINK that he doesn’t????

Currently watching He’s Just Not That Into You & felt the need to pass on this quote as a friendly lil’ reminder: “If a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.” Thank you, carry on.