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You ever forget you have a tattoo and then when you wake up and see it, you're like hey man, nice tattoo

@OldRowSwig Ghost of John Wayne to everyone who voted Eastwood

Proud to say that my dad put this worthless human behind bars. I admire my dad’s mental and emotional strength when having to deal with these people...they deserve nothing more than to be 10 feet under. twitter.com/michigannews/s…

Lmao Michigan is on their 28th Winter this year twitter.com/natalie_may06/…

Almost to the point of being that one kid in every class that sends out an email saying, “My computer was stolen! Can someone please send me notes from the entire semester? Bless you!” even though everyone knows that douche didn’t show up half the time

Unpopular Opinion: Jim should have stayed with Karen instead of Pam

The meijer by campus is full of college students that are grocery shopping, but look like lost little kids who can't find their mom in the store

@pickard_jessica Please live tweet how it goes tomorrow

Girl in class: "Join my bracket group, all proceeds go to a good cause and you could win a gift card!" How about no. This bracket group has over 35 entries at $10 a pop and the payouts will be huge. Join today! twitter.com/t_huvs/status/…

@RealLoganAustin @espn Yeah it's that. Just pay him and put your entry name in the Venmo payment description

@t_huvs @espn is it zach-zoet

$10 buy in. Cash or Venmo. Open to anyone, more the merrier. Password is "goblue" games.espn.com/tournament-cha…

Ban these

Was Steel Reserve for a while until I switched to Coors. twitter.com/heybeardmon/st…

I know 100+ guys that could do this with the Fortnite map twitter.com/henryfraser0/s…

If anyone saw someone trying to break into an '04 Honda Civic, please come forward twitter.com/jabrillpeppers…

I strive to be the person that makes quizlets instead of the person who frantically looks over them 5 min before an exam