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@curious_edline @charleserenesto Ozempic works by suppressing your appetite and slowing digestion so that you dont eat that much so yes you cant lose weight without changing your diet ozempic forces you to change your diet

@charleserenesto Ozempic does hehe

Hakuna any pill,any liquid,any powder and any supplements that can ever grow your butt usabirwe mari paharare

@Faffiedzashe @KingKandoro vakatiudza kuti panopihwa fav wako chete one day is one day😂😂😂

Yeah chirongwa chemota chakuita chichibata maFav evanhu ese one by one 🤞🏾

@KMutisi @edmnangagwa Museveni play book in action

Sean Mnangagwa has served in the Zimbabwe National Army for 16 years… He joined the military when his father was just a Cabinet Minister… He is now Lieutenant Colonel Mnangagwa after being part of a group promoted by President @edmnangagwa. He had more promotions under President Mugabe than under President Mnangagwa, there is nothing untoward about his recent promotion…

@LesyZW @KingKandoro At least i know more than you coz iwewe you are clueless

@ta10ndah @KingKandoro 🤣🤣 art of comedy ipiko yaunoziva iwe.

Funny is funny my guy. Chamisa in Zim in just Odinga in Kenya, Wicknell in Zim is just another rich allegedly corrupt guy in SA, & Museveni in UG is just , well you get the idea. All of it is interchangeable but the issues are the same. Load shedding, elections, dating, black tax, diaspora. Hapana kana chinoshamisira or kunetsa. 😂 My being focused on Zim right now is more about wanting to contribute to the industry. To make sure there’s sustainability, that’s there’s more than 2 faces at a time. Not kuti we can’t make jokes about the Strait of Hormuz. But I get where you’re coming from my guy, I empathize as a matter of fact. Because being a loser is hard, you walk around trying to project being a loser on to other people. Chenjera kuchembera urirombe nemafungiro aya.

@LesyZW @KingKandoro 😂😂.....you are just dumb myb guy,so a Zuma joke should be done in Zulu to be funny??Trevors comedy is 99% English go record every word and do the math,you are just a hater with no understanding of the art of stand up comedy.

@ta10ndah @KingKandoro Trevor noah has many accents and languages up his sleeve. Zvaana zuma izvo was funny if he used the appropriate accent.

That star on the Zimbabwean flag is actually a rating .

@LesyZW @KingKandoro Trevor Noah made a name for himself by making fun of zuma,malema,eff etc but the minute he goes kuAmerica hestarts making fun of Trump,Do you actually understand that comedians write jokes depending on the crowd?what makes you think kandoro cant do the same??dont expose yourself

@KingKandoro Criticizing is being a loser??? The jokes speak for themselves🤣

@Trevornoah @Trevornoah those Zimbabwean immigrants jokes would slap with a Zimbabwean on the team to reply back with his own SA jokes....@KingKandoro is your guy

South Africa needs to laugh and with Savanna I’m bringing just the team to do it! Bafunny Bafunny is South Africa’s National Team of Comedy. 5 Shows, 3 Cities September 2026! I’ve got Eugene Khoza confirmed with many more local and international comedians to be announced. Tickets go on sale 29 April! @SavannaCider @BafunnyComedy @eugenekhoza

Gweru’s finest, DJ Crocx (real name Simbarashe Chingwena) is gearing up for an electrifying performance at the Harris Music Festival set for Bulawayo on Saturday. heraldonline.co.zw/dj-crocx-ready…

Hanzi hee Varume ngavapiswe 🙌🙌🙌😂😂 Unobva watoona kuti idzi hadzizive Bible idzi 👍😂 Varume vakatomboiswa mugomba remoto but havana kutsva Vakaiswa mugomba rine Shumba havana kudyiwa Hove yakatombovamedza ikavarutsa Vakadzi kungoti cheu kwakutoita Godo re Salt 😂😂🙌

@KMutisi Imagine kusvika pamba penyu uchipesana nemwana abva kupimirwa dheka reupfu naMai vako iwewe wosvika woti ndibikireiwo wonzi hapana upfu😂😂😂😂

President of Botswana: “When Botswana had a shortage of medicines, I didn’t write a letter… I called President Mnangagwa (of Zimbabwe)… I spoke with him over the phone for barely 2 minutes…. In those 2 minutes, commitments were made, and action commanded… and results followed” …. Effective leadership from President @duma_boko & President @edmnangagwa … unnecessary bureaucracy & formalities may hinder progress!

Zvamuri kuganza nazvo izvo hazvina kumbosiyana nekuenda pa consultation day pachikoro usina mwana anodzidza ipapo

I don’t know what Museyamwa did in the business world but i think bro was very unprofessional..😂🙌

18 April 2026 They're here! HIFA is excited to share these key dates: • HIFA 2026, "Up": 03 August to 09 August 2026 • HIFA 2027: 26 April to 2 May 2027 • HIFA 2028: 01 May to 07 May 2028 As HIFA rolls out, it will also present: • "Laughter, the Best Medicine" monthly stand-up comedy series. Launch performances: 26, 27, 28 June 2026 (Harare) & 04 July 2026 (Bulawayo) • "Zimbabwe Independence " series of annual world-wide tours by Zimbabwean artists as lead-up to Zimbabwe's Golden Jubilee •IHAS: 20 September 2026 • "The Right Stuff": 07 to 13 December 2026

@CitizenWakura Inhata idzoo

The increase in Salary that they are making noise about it’s just 2000ZimGold, This government is a Joke!!!!!

@KMutisi Pay yamaiwawata nezvayo hanzi yapinda mkoma vandituma kuti ndikuudzei kuti murivekumama neparty yenyu bt ndazoti handingadaro coz mungoriwo rombe rakawana basa rakapfava rekunyora zvamusingazive.

But that’s what you do in the UK where you live…. Stop annoying us with your propaganda….

@KMutisi @edmnangagwa I know you know how dumb this sounds mkoma,Are you saying as a nation we cant do projects without him??Ndivo here vachange vachipompa mvura yacho mbune here or pamwe ndovakuita brick laying kuma dam acho vari vega🤣🤣

That’s why you should support 2 MORE YEARS for President @edmnangagwa … For folks in Harare & Bulawayo where water issues have been a major pain under clueless opposition councils, the solution is in the PIPELINE… 2 more years it will be sorted….. ED is COMPETENT!

@KMutisi @edmnangagwa "He doesn't have to explain to anyone"??A whole President of a country?? Kuti ava maDecision ekumunda kwavo here?

President @edmnangagwa is DECISIVE… He makes the decisions and he doesn’t have to explain to anyone…. Congratulations to those who have been appointed and reassigned…. We thank those who have been removed for their service to the nation.

@Blessin22402309 @Millyd16 @moneyheistzw @mapisaanesu Yes its 1/4 of a hectare which means 1/8 of 2 hectares mathematically ndozviri correct bt according to initial calculations 1/4 of 2 hactares was wrong.

@Millyd16 @moneyheistzw @mapisaanesu It's 1/4

I think ndikaramba ndichirima potatoes I will retire by the age of 35. Today we harvested just 1/4 of the 2ha we have in Nyabira and got 670 pockets meaning that we will have about 5300 pockets and our buyer from Mbare is taking them at $8 large Haa kurima kwakubhadhara 😌

@Jamwanda2 😂😂...nenhamo yemuZim ndobuditsei hangu kunze kweSinhi ndichiita weti,Magonyeti akungobuda nema raw materials acho amukuti ahachabude,your government policies only take effect on twitter busy kutengesa nyika kut muwane mari dzekubhadhara vana Mtisi,nana Maponga and Rutendo🚮

@ta10ndah Wabuditsa mangani tipembere???

GREAT DAY FOR ZIMBABWE: If only you guys knew the brain-burning behind the scenes, you would celebrate the announcement by the inter-ministerial committee headed by Industry and Commerce Minister Ndlovu. First was a huge policy debate around stopping wholesale exportation of mineral ores to set the stage for local value-addition. Linked to that is a key goal of upgrading the State’s capacity to read each ore body to get ALL the MINERALISED ELEMENTS in our ore for FULL ACCOUNTABILITY fiscally. Second was evolving a policy where MINING and INDUSTRIAL POLICY sequentially melded so that our ore stimulated the start of industrial activities linked to key minerals we recover from it, whether singly or in combination as needed industrially. For far too long, and because our permissiveness when it came to ore exportation, MINING proceeded divorced from NATIONAL INDUSTRIAL POLICY, assuming we had any pretensions to the latter. That gap is now closed and we can now build a formidable BENEFICIATION VALUE CHAIN in the mining sector. To facilitate all that, the STATE WHICH WILL BE AN ACTIVE PLAYER, not a BY-STANDER in the neo-liberal sense, MUST ensure through distribution of SPECIAL ECONOMIC ZONE - SEZ - policy instrument, the importation of machinery needed for the realization of the new industrialization strategy. Of course linked to that is getting the country to have its own LIST OF CRITICAL MINERALS consistent with its INDUSTRIALIZATION STRATEGY AND AMBITIONS!!!!! NDS2’s TRAJECTORY IS NOW SET!!!!