Tabby 🪼

They’ll be at Modern Family salaries soon.

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease

and just like that nothings real and everything you ever said was a lie

why is my dream something I only get in my sleep and yours gets to exist out loud

But yk what, life goes on

Live is worth livinggggg

Go wash yall summer clothes... coming outside smelling like bins & basement

One thing about me, I love to emphasize a text

always mildly surprised that the collective grief of the pandemic didn't make people kinder to each other

is it agony for you too?

bro you're a such fake give-uper i saw you persevere time and time again even when you thought there was nothing worth fighting for. i'm proud of you bro. i truly believe in you.

people in their 20s love having shoes off apartments but don't own a broom. now everybody socks dirty

things I’ve lost this week at work - 2 lip balms - 1 water bottle - 2 pairs of gloves - my will to live

the intimacy of sharing drinks and inside jokes will get me every single fucking time

I’m so sick of “eldest daughter” talk, like omg yall are 36. Go to therapy or standup to your fucking parents.

oh I’ve never felt more dumb

i could never hate taylor swift because she willingly chose to describe having a secret rendezvous with someone in a cemetery as meeting them where the spirit meets the bones in a faith forgotten land

A man from southern Ontario showing the former prime minister of Canada YouTube videos on his laptop in a dessert in California for $10 million and they’re both named Justin

"wow if you girl bosses can't handle a few bosses whipping their dicks out and asking for oral sex, maybe you don't deserve to have jobs or vote" is how lots of yall sound right now