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Pasadena lost a legend yesterday. My family lost a member. I lost a close personal friend and hero. #RIPSnottyScotty dropbox.com/sh/octxhdgyli8…

showing the barber a picture of a guy with his head totally exploded in a million pieces

Designado y primero en el orden, Will Smith.

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Alineación de #LosDodgers del día de hoy en contra los Braves:

@NBCLA ..caaareessss

@NBCLA Who

The reality TV personality declared his candidacy after becoming frustrating with the city's handling of the Palisades Fire. 4.nbcla.com/H9c5e16

Yeah and 3 wild pitches with runners on third after 2.0IP and three batters into the third

¡Felicidades Tyler por alcanzar los 1,000 ponches en tu carrera!

¡Mírala despegar, Andy!

@markspeaking @realDonaldTrump That's not me though. I have nothing to do with that fat piece of crap

@realDonaldTrump Chickens out again... Then resorts to ridiculous hyperbolic threats that he'll chicken out of again. #rinserepeat @Taco theguardian.com/world/2026/may…

How Often MLB Starters Pitched 7+ Innings: 1988: 48% 1989: 44% 1990: 41% 1991: 42% 1992: 44% 1993: 41% 1994: 41% 1995: 37% 1996: 37% 1997: 38% 1998: 38% 1999: 34% 2000: 36% 2001: 34% 2002: 35% 2003: 33% 2004: 32% 2005: 35% 2006: 31% 2007: 29% 2008: 29% 2009: 29% 2010: 34% 2011: 34% 2012: 30% 2013: 31% 2014: 31% 2015: 29% 2016: 23% 2017: 19% 2018: 18% 2019: 16% 2020: 11% 2021: 13% 2022: 14% 2023: 12% 2024: 13% 2025: 11% 2026: 9%

@FakeTrumpmagafu @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Wait why are you saying I have no credibility?? You don't even know me! By using this one weird old Twitter trick you can reach a lot more people: #TACO

@WhiteHouse @TACO @realDonaldTrump has no credibility... if he says he'll never let something happen, it's pretty much 100% guranteed to happen...

America is leading the AI race and our foreign adversaries know it. The Trump Administration will not allow China to subvert American interests by stealing AI.

I was 5.5 years old when this came out. I still have my mom's cassette tape and I still know every word to every song. One of the best road trip albums too

@alphafox Too much Taco Bell. 🌮

@alphafox Taco Bell

@alphafox Eating @Taco Bell.

@nut_history Vin Scully, Ross Porter, Don Drysdale and then later (and still) Rick Monday. #GoDodgers 💙

Who was the baseball voice of your youth? For me, it was Dan Shulman and Buck Martinez. And Joe Morgan and Jon Miller

@JPuncut @tragicbirdapp Yeah that's pretty standard. People really need to figure out that taco bell is garbage and a waste of money

@tragicbirdapp @Taco

@peadar_o55978 @DailyMail @reformparty_uk That's not me. I think you're looking for #TACO

@DailyMail @reformparty_uk . Here's someone declaring his undying love for "peacemaker" @TACO .

NIGEL FARAGE: Starmer is our worst ever PM who believes in nothing except saving his own skin. That's why you must vote to get him out trib.al/4QwfJZi

@CapitanShield0 @CrisCraft1304 @therealjappi

@CrisCraft1304 @therealjappi and @taco

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