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@willis3TNT Luey is a sun dawg!

@tacogladiator Luey is the same. Keeps laying in the concrete! 🤦🏻‍♀️

He doesn’t care it’s 110° out

@PlantRobinson @Bob_Janke I need this

@Bob_Janke I miss the gentle snowfall.

Oh sure it's 100 degrees today but it could be raining ice in October. That's in 10 weeks.

@luckyitslizz It is

That can't be right

Hurts when it’s in a Red state. Somewhere I hope there is a list of all who joined the Gestapo and every single crime they committed.

Taking bets now...

@MaryJuana_v2 Love taco de pollo. My recipe is simple and from the Mexican side of the family

I would never eat this shit I make real Mexican food, my husband isn’t even interested in white people tacos now that he knows what good is.

@tacogladiator @panerabread @Popeyes @Wendys Panera is one step above hospital food. 🤮

@BearstownSox35 Happy Birthday tribal chief!!!

@willis3TNT @panerabread @Popeyes @Wendys I agree in certain respects. We got Mr. Submarine here. A lot of good mom and pop lunch places. I should know better.

Now @panerabread in South Holland can’t get an order right. 30 minutes and they just now tell me they are out of tuna. So the whole gotdamn stretch on 162nd sucks in Dolton/South Holland ❌ @Popeyes ❌ @Wendys ❌ @panerabread

@DietDoctorDucky His last Netflix special was a dud. It’s just better to maintain status quo with a beautiful wife. If she has no problems with you being pudgy then why fu¢k it up? Eat ice cream and be fuckin grateful.

Are there any examples of a fat guy getting thin without becoming an asshole? I haven’t found one

@WestLoopTom @panerabread @Popeyes @Wendys The Sibley Blvd stretch is spectacular. Taco Bell leads the way.

@tacogladiator @panerabread @Popeyes @Wendys No Dolton Taco Bell today?

@JenStojanovich @panerabread Popeyes always out of menu items. Wendy’s card doesn’t work. Panera out of menu items + people who don’t care. I’ll start brown bagging it again

@tacogladiator @panerabread Thats just Panera. See the one in Schereville runs out of stuff and can’t use their words, they’ll put a sandwich in a bag missing stuff or seal up a bag that doesn’t have any soup bc they’re out on the one you ordered… CP just has slow miserable service and shit looking good

@JenStojanovich It’s gourmet

@tacogladiator Well. I guess maybe unlike other places they don’t use fake ai slop ads so maybe they are more real now? 😬

Real Italian food. Sign me up

@WestLoopTom @NWINews @braun4indiana @John_Kass I knew somebody who was shot and killed outside that bar 20 years ago. Police and prosecutors did nothing.

@NWINews I blame @braun4indiana @John_Kass and @tacogladiator

Man Charged After Allegedly Pointing Loaded Handgun at Woman Outside Buddy & Pals ift.tt/E3qWoCn #RegionNews

@HotDogLarry1 One last danger element to Allstar Elimination Baseball .. hear my out Blowgun Derby

@tacogladiator Yes!

Welp. Mune missed it by one dong. (Who hasn’t said that before?) If he was fully healthy and had been playing for weeks prior to the Derb, he mighta made it to Round 2.

This cheese is not settling in.

@tacogladiator I wrote a Duckman episode based on the legacy of Bill Veeck where they had tigers running loose on the field to add an element of excitement. Let’s do that. Then I can claim all the beer I drink at ballgames as a tax write off.