tadbitmad ™

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tadbitmad ™

@tadbitmad01

|| Proud Indian | Comedian | Writer | Poet | Atheist | Phone 📸 | Trying to make people 🤣 since the 80's | Best Joke, I am in HR 😐||

owning hell! Katılım Nisan 2018

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tadbitmad ™@tadbitmad01·2 May

People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones. yet no one tells extroverts to shut the fuck up to make the zone comfortable.

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tadbitmad ™@tadbitmad01·4h

Sorry Hanna. I give up.

Hanna@hannascatsrt

Going to the airport, can you guess where im going?

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moose 🐦‍🔥@usermooseontwt·17h

the airport?

Hanna@hannascatsrt

Going to the airport, can you guess where im going?

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yuya@yuya0240·1d

海が見える駅ってなんかいいよね

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j@bohojham·14h

coworker i’ve had a crush on for 2 years asked my friend out

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Harsh@harsh1ii·1d

Is chutiye ko lagta hai ladkiya apne aap bacche paida karleti hai

Fahhh@wtfahhh0

Dear girls, if you can't give your kids a good life then please stop reproducing

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🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎞️@shitposts_mp4·23h

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Klaas Meijer@klaasm67·23h

But why do you attack someone else’s motherland?

Sasha Meets Russia@sashameetsrus

I will always defend my motherland 🇷🇺

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N𝕖𝕙𝕕𝕦𝕞@onlyCFrancisco·23h

The phone case everyone used to laugh at finally proved itself 😭

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VIT rasim@Blazt·12h

Lockdown immediately

Daily Noud@DailyNoud

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

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Grande@Sixrande·1d

I feel like this all the time

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Cats for Happiness.@JoyfullCat·1d

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i like food@messedupfoods·4d

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ʇuᴉɐS📍@saint_cloudy·23h

Less than 100 years ago btw

WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER @blacktwiterthrd

she never gave a fuck

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iti malias@itimaliasof·1d

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Modern History@modernhistory·1d

Tell her you have a body built like Christian Bale - but don't say which movie.

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Not Your Average Liberal@NotAvgLiberal·2d

This asshole beat and raped a 13 year old girl. Don’t lose focus.

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𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧@doc_zee7·1d

"14 people have died in this house" White people in movies:

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i like food@messedupfoods·21h

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memes to save@MemesToSave·1d

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soli@solisolsoli·16h

Insomnia by Zhiyong Jing

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