Kae

@iscoff It's not a costume if you wear it year round

My Halloween costume this year is Shrek (personality only)

@iscoff Are you relaunching Fire Fest

Not coming out of my burning house because the firefighter isn’t aesthetic

@gameboiGeorge @SageArdor @ssalrobyul @NicfromKakariko He's a Croc, like, the shoe

@SageArdor @ssalrobyul @NicfromKakariko nah he's a battleship

@k3lyb3an What do you mean "was" :p

@iscoff Look the sign said all you can eat, if they weren't serious about that then they should have said

Got out of prison for eating too much ice cream. I didn’t steal it or anything, the entire judicial system just agreed it was way too much ice cream

My Christmas tree this year is a cat tree with fleeting decorations. Sending love, tight hugs and smushes to all xxx

@JortsTheCat My Bonkers is the cat diving under the drum

Tag yourself I am the cat dropping snowballs in another cat’s tuba haha

@iscoff Eggs Bacon Hashed brown Baked beans Another hashed brown Sausage Toast Glass

Bloody man with fire axe crashing through window of diner: DO YOU READ SUTTER CANE? Me: You got glass in my eggs. You owe me a new big breakfast sir

@iscoff "moist"

Please don’t use my own words against me. Use your own lower quality words which hurt me much less

@kobblublu I actually have a DW account for her floating around someplace lol. Was trying to come up with a personality for my WoL, but I mained MNK and at some point I was like "this is just Lyse. I could just play Lyse"

@tafkae SHES PERFECT

People better be out here loving Lyse more my god she deserves it The hate STILL makes no sense. What were you expecting ir wanting from her?

@kobblublu Also: abs

@iscoff Same tbh

I’m not dead, I just hate websites

@k3lyb3an did you get it back?

@k3lyb3an jesus devilfucking dickens 😱

@CagleCats So tiny! Such bright eyes! 😭

Baby Custard

@iscoff My phone has like 6 cameras, I'm pretty sure I'm always in front of at least 2 of them

Photography tip: camera angles are important! Try angling the camera so you’re not in front of it

@JackabeeElaine It's the only way to keep up with what's now everyone's primary news source: randos on the facebook and twitter

when you have to work up the courage to make a phone call

@iscoff what's your greatest weakness?

My greatest strength? My attention to debail