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@tailtax

working hard to devise a way to transmit musk through the Internet

Katılım Mart 2024
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#wip watched Quest for Camelot with the hubby this weekend and i forgot it had a buncha good birds in it and… well! 🦅
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an ideal lifeguаrd is limber, flexible, and able to project their voice over great distances to command attention in emergency situations…. Fry has found a rather interesting technique for the times he’s misplaced his whistle 🏝️
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@OzzyOxenfree aaa jeez, thank you, I’m flattered! I’m glad you like him <3 I’d love to read whatever you end up writing, no pressure tho!
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Ozzy@OzzyOxenfree·
@tailtax I'm genuinely gonna try to write using him as a tool, hope you don't mind~
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It’s very cold where I live, so I’ve been going to a warm, sandy beach in my mind. While I was there, I met this nice lifeguard—A real free-spirited dude~ Meet Fry!
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Welp! That new year’s resolution to cut down on processed snacks didn’t last long, huh?
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It’s a beautiful, crisp winter afternoon. No better time to be cuddled up with a warm, soft fire-type~ 🐦‍🔥1/4
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Someone’s gonna sleep real good tonight ❤️ 4/4
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Energetic little things, aren’t they? 💞3/4
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He’s even warmer on the inside… ;3 ❤️‍🔥 2/4
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@WafferWorld Nah, just an OC of mine I've been playin around with! I haven't played that VN. (sounds pretty good if it's gotta fat-ass gator trucker in it tho 👀)
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Waffer@WafferWorld·
@tailtax Is that the guy from the Sex Drive vn?
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Problem: You’ve been idly touching yourself the past 100 miles, you’re close, you’re outta tissues, and you don’t feel like cleaning jizz off the underside of your dashboard (again). Solution? Truck-stop parking lot! ☝️🐊🚛
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While he sincerely appreciates your free cocktail and the subsequent breeding, he hopes you weren’t trying to keep him all to yourself at a party like this! His night is just getting started~ ❤️2/2
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Pour rye, sweet vermouth, and angostura bitters over ice; Stir; strain into a chilled glass; Garnish with maraschino cherries and serve immediately to the giant, naked fox dude making eyes at you from the end of the bar; Tell him it’s on the house; Wait hopefully for a tip 🍒1/2
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