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you wan dey help nigerians register PVC from house?

My neighbor dey fuck i dey use her moaning soapy.

"Na your parent dey feed you as you big reach" Your own die?💔😭

if i could suck my own dick they’d have to put one of those cones around my neck to stop me

If you write JAMB this year, you will sit for it again next year.

@TobeO42 @yabaleftonline I like as you think everybody go Dey unfortunate like you

@yabaleftonline Unemployment looking at him and his suit

Man spotted wearing a suit to write JAMB.

i'll look cool asf in a g wagon.

April is making sure I feel every single one of these 30 days

ref put me back in

we dey fool no mean say we no guide 💯

how i feel whenever i wear something other than black

@ALEENKOH @PreciousIg17212 @NigeriaStories The main question is, are you stupid ?

@PreciousIg17212 @NigeriaStories She’s not Nigerian she’s Biafra, What consign you with jamb ? Stup!d .

BREAKING NEWS: JAMB to release UTME 2026 day 1 results today

Phone addiction got so bad that I paused my film just to do some doomscrolling

Me too nigga you ain’t special.

o clitoris eh um minipinto ou o pinto eh um superclitoris?

Pikin wey dem born today for Nigeria don dey owe ₦724,000

@saint_oreoluwa This man has successfully fooled you all 😭

my sweet girl surprised me on my day🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

This might be the most outrageous “This you” i’ve seen 😭😭😭

Me listening to her talk bad about her Ex despite knowing she’s the fastest land animal