tal yarkoni is working

data scientist? no i'm a timeline artist

@DemidenkoMI i think you have your wires crossed, sir

@tal_at_work Comeback to the dark side. 👀

so long y'all!

oh, wait, wait, i know this one 🫡

@njvack thanks! bittersweet, tbh. kinda like a good chocolate chip ice cream. brb

@tal_at_work Congratulations!

@samuelmehr always & 4eva

@camjpatrick @AvramHolmes *solemn, non-sarcastic nod*

@AvramHolmes oh hush, you know exactly where to find me

update: turns out they were shipped to me free on request, and were not purchased under the productivity allowance (i'm easily confused), so i stand corrected: they can take those too

they may come for me. they may take my job, they may take my livelihood. but they will never take my startech usb hub and logitech wireless mac keyboard, both purchased with my annual productivity allowance

@ThisIsIWT for some *very* loose definition of "your"

@tal_at_work hey man, it's your algorithm! :p

in today's episode, we show you how to make friends and influence people by retweeting every tweet that shows up in your timeline

@the_mindwanders i don't understand most of those words especially "probability"

@tal_at_work Is that low probability features in a high dimensional manifold?

in case you're wondering what prompted the flood of shitposting this morning (you're not) i just got promoted gonna be a bad look for them if they fire me right away after that; i figure i have cover for at least a month

can you imagine swimming in tweets what would it feel like? how easily would the tweets towel off

tweeting into an ocean the best kind of tweeting the best kind of ocean

brb, liking all my own tweets. i'm producing them faster than i can like them this morning (i do it to boost self-confidence)

my new title is deputy assistant data minister in support of low-probability features it's even worse than academia here

rn it takes me about 2 months to build up the courage to post each tweet the new edit button is going to be the most freeing experience of my life