talice.

⊹ ࣪ ˖⏱ ୭˚. talice kilrret ᵎ “i know who i was, but i think i must have changed.” ◇ 137 y.o. ◇ archfey warlock ◇ chaotic neutral

@ASTRALPRlSM // it looks like you are 💔 evil app

// is my main fuckign shadow banned now. I JUST reactivated it

@wizdonuas hm. well, i *suppose* i could keep an eye out for anything unusual.

@talandtea If you must know, I was detailing the things I had discovered while exploring a ruin that was linked to the Netherese Empire. The thesis described many secrets that would be valuable to any wizard of my greatness.

It appears someone has crept into my tent, swiped my thesis from my office and left everything in disarray. I’d greatly appreciate it if the culprit came forward immediately, so I can destroy you.

@wardenerrynis oh, don't tell me you're letting *him* get to your head. you're fine.

@talandtea Rhyl'zen keeps calling me bovine names. I think he even forgot my name at this point. I just wondered if the comparison was as obvious for others...

Does something in me exude bovine vibes ?

@wizdonuas now what could you have possibly written about that would be so valuable to a thief?

…And please return the thesis. I do not believe the thief’s simple mind can comprehend the amount of wisdom inscribed on that parchment.

@lynfesecretroom ...do i want to know what said art project is?

Guys...where can I get intense sunlight and tons of garlic.... It's for an art project

@sadelderboy that explains a lot.

"I hope the drow is beside himself" like I've never seen anyone kiss before like my bitch priestess didn't switch between me and another man like we were on a cuck seat rotation

@ASTRALPRlSM every missed attack shall be blamed on you.

⠀ wake up. I do not Care that you 'didn't get any sleep' because I pulled you into the Astral Plane and monologued at you for six hours. you are perfectly well—rested. go. get out there. ⠀

@argentveil that weapon looks a little heavy for you... not a bad attempt, though.

Am I scary now. . . . RAWR I’m going to eat you all!!!

@sadelderboy cute.

@talandtea Here to please the lovely Talice in any way possible

Got called a twink like this guy is afraid of sucking cock or something, like sucking cock isn't fun, like what's your problem jhool afraid of a little sparring? Afraid of a little sex between men? Coward. You wish you were a twink

@suffererishall no, no, don't you dare. i'll take it back if you get sappy.

@talandtea Oh, my… Talice……… 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

My stomach has been upset every single day for almost a week now! Am I just getting old?

@febswednesday // replies not working on main but it's this one <333

@sunnyrii @fensferns wait may i have the talice account too pretty please......

still under construction but i'm impatient so. @fensferns

@suffererishall if anyone can push through it, it's you.

@talandtea Well, you know… I’ve got a lot going on, haha.

@suffererishall well, with that attitude, maybe.

@talandtea That’s what I’m thinking, too… My lifespan is coming to a close soon… Only another two centuries are predicted for me, I think. 😔

@wizdonuas wonderful! means i must be doing something right.

@talandtea … I do not like you.

Darla is not happy with me. She has not spoken to me for 10 minutes, only looking at me like this. Dramatic creature.

@wardenerrynis ...for what it's worth, whoever they were— you can do better, keres.

@talandtea Is that so... Well, that is a shame...

What does it mean, hypothetically, if someone told me "let's meet at the tavern tomorrow" 5 years ago, but they have given no sign of life ever since

@wizdonuas and yet, you keep responding to me 🖤

@talandtea Indeed. You are both equally irritating.