Tanner Phillips

if you are going below the speed limit and trying to pass someone also going below the speed limit, you should get your license revoked. simple.

I know there’s absolutely no point of having both apps, but when that $9.99 for 3 months rolls around u know I’m gonna get it

why can’t Spotify and Apple Music just come to an agreement where you can use both apps together at the same time

okay I know spiders have a purpose but can they start having their purpose far away from me?

the amount of times I go on autopilot while driving is a number to be concerned about

We really used to let a random man in our house for about an hour simply because he drove the Schwan’s truck.

Just found out that starbucks is discontinuing sugar free cinnamon dolce syrup and that is what put me over the edge today

my skin is my own worst enemy

using an actual formula in excel makes me feel all sorts of intelligent and powerful

sometimes I think about how I haven’t started investing into my Roth IRA & my heart beats really fast

You ever buy so many new clothes that you really can’t afford to get fat

These are the questions that keep me on my toes and keep my dad annoyed.

Like what is wifi? How do you get wifi? If I get a router, does my wifi come from the sky?

I don’t understand the concept of wifi

they should give you bread before stuff everywhere, not just at restaurants

yeah I’m gonna miss you guys

I think Microsoft word make their pages longer and I’m upset

My hearing is shot because @JCoult11 likes to practice on his turkey and duck calls in confined spaces.

if you saw me dry heaving on the side of Lakeview Rd after running one singular mile, no you didn’t

You ever lay in bed amazed that it’s already April 6th and then you remember all the things that were due the first week of April but you didn’t realize it was April yet