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@diaryofa9jagirl I once cut cardboard paper into little square bits and wrote down unique Bible verses on all of them. Every morning, I randomly pick up one and that becomes my word and strength for the day. It works all the time.

@aakashgupta @unicodeveloper Just heard a phrase that everything in our observable universe is constant moving; earth, moon, sun, even our milky way. Everything is in constant motion.

There's a physicist at Stanford named Safi Bahcall who modeled this exact principle and the math is wild. He calls it "phase transitions in human networks." When you're stationary, your probability of a lucky event is limited to your existing surface area: the people you already know, the places you already go, the ideas you've already been exposed to. Your opportunity window is fixed. When you move, your collision rate with new nodes in a network increases nonlinearly. Double your movement (new conversations, new cities, new projects) and your probability of a serendipitous encounter doesn't double. It roughly quadruples. Because each new node connects you to their entire network, not just to them. Richard Wiseman ran a 10-year study at the University of Hertfordshire tracking self-described "lucky" and "unlucky" people. The single biggest differentiator wasn't IQ, education, or family money. Lucky people scored significantly higher on one trait: openness to experience. They talked to strangers more, varied their routines more, and said yes to invitations at nearly twice the rate. The "unlucky" group followed the same routes, ate at the same restaurants, and talked to the same 5 people. Their networks were closed loops. No new inputs, no new collisions. Luck isn't random. Luck is surface area. And surface area is a function of movement. The lobster emoji is doing more work than most people realize. Lobsters grow by shedding their shell when it gets too tight. The growth requires a period of total vulnerability. No protection, no armor, soft body exposed to the ocean. That's the cost of movement nobody posts about. You have to be uncomfortable first. The new shell only hardens after you've already moved.

@delish_farms @M_E_O_A_GW @AhanotuIkenna I may have to buy

@M_E_O_A_GW @AhanotuIkenna It is well We still sell 5,000 and big size 5500 Regardless

My landlord suddenly increased my farm rent from 800k to 2.5M. I begged him, but he didn’t budge. Meanwhile, I had layers already laying if you’re into poultry, you know that’s not something you can just move without losing money. So I went back to him again, and after talking, he agreed to 1.5M for now, saying next year it’ll go up to 2.5M. I just smiled… but deep down, I had already made up my mind to find another place. Thankfully, I found a better and bigger farm, and I quickly paid for two years to lock it down. Now he’s hearing that I’ve secured another place and suddenly wants to start begging after collecting my 1.5M. People can really surprise you. And the funny part? He’s from my own village 😂

@delish_farms @M_E_O_A_GW @AhanotuIkenna Where’s your location

@nat_olaleye @TosinOlugbenga Walai 😂

@TosinOlugbenga For Nigeria, nah just one cabstar man I have to call😂

That one na elite rich people mistake…😂😂😂 Here’s a checklist so you don’t learn the hard way 😅 1. Internet provider: notify early (2–3 weeks before move) 2. Energy (gas & electricity): take meter readings + switch or transfer 3. Council tax: inform your old and new council 4. Water: update your address 5. TV licence: transfer it(na rich people like you dey watch TV) 6. Royal Mail redirect: set up mail forwarding 7. Bank & subscriptions: update billing address 8. GP & dentist: re-register if you’ve moved far 9. Employer: update your records(very important) 10. Parking permit — apply if needed 11. Contents insurance — update or get a new policy 12. DVLA : can can be charged if you ignore this, change the address on your drivers license and yellow book abi keepers book..

Pewbeam is live 🎉 This was just a dream, a dream I didn’t even know was possible—but I decided to pursue it anyway. Today, that dream is now a reality. We have a desktop app (Windows and macOS—this weekend) that can do all of this and even more. Over the last six months, I’ve pushed myself and my team hard, and I’ve seen people become hopeful and genuinely blessed by this product. I’ve received strong support from pastors, church members, techies, and several media houses and reporters. It has been a great honor to spend myself on something worthwhile. We’ve built an AI-native presentation app that displays relevant scriptures on screen in under 80 ms, without needing a volunteer. We’re starting with scriptures, but we’re growing into a comprehensive presentation software, with slides launching next month. From testing @pewbeam_ai in churches over the last four weeks, pastors have been able to focus on what matters instead of juggling or micromanaging the media team while preaching. Church members have been able to follow their pastor’s references in real time and take better notes. In the words of a member from one of the test churches: “Pewbeam changed the way I follow sermons in church completely.” This is the kind of impact I see Pewbeam having on people’s faith and on how church and worship are done. Pewbeam’s mission is to ensure the Church is not left behind in the AI era. We’re starting with this application, with many more to come in the next few months. We’ll keep working with stakeholders in the Christian faith, collect feedback, and build tools that better support discipleship. And unlike previous waves of technology, I believe we can be among the first movers in this AI revolution. With all that said, the final build of the app is ready, and we’re launching for public download on February 25, 2026. The app has a generous free tier for small churches and fellowships, and a paid plan (location-based pricing) that unlocks unlimited access to all features. If you’ve been following this journey, I appreciate you, and I assure you it will be worth it. Please download, subscribe, and use in your church.

@elonmusk Maybe influx of a lot of vibe apps on the store

iOS App Review delays are getting ridiculous

Powerful

@brotherDeolu I read this as “There is something demonic about demons…” 😂

There is something demonic about demos... Its hard to explain. Application that we've been building for a year, I tested with devs yesterday. I tested this morning. I tested this evening. Stakeholder came on call, endpoints are failing... As how??? I'm annoyed mehn.

@MikeBales So now her ex will be angry that his ex cheated on him illegally or what now 😭😩😔😂

A woman slept with her ex just a few weeks before her wedding. After getting married, guilt consumed her, so she confessed to her husband. Surprisingly, he forgave her. Months later, she gave birth to a baby, and her ex suddenly appeared, claiming the child looked exactly like him. He demanded a DNA test. The husband, confident and tired of the drama, agreed—but only on one condition: “The test will be done, but you’ll pay for everything—travel, hotel, and all.” The ex, eager to prove his point, covered every cost. Weeks later, the results arrived. The baby belonged to neither of them. 🤯😏

@salmbaqi @Teeniiola 😂😂😂

@talk2dera @Teeniiola He papa dey wait

Go and marry? I’ve been thinking, what exactly is my gain in getting married? I’ll be the one to hustle and make money to find a woman. I’ll have to convince her, go and meet her parents, then bring her from her father’s house to mine and she won’t bring even one naira with her. I’ll sponsor her clothes and feeding, still spend money on her parents. We’re basically slave£s for these girls. When she gives birth, you’ll pay the hospital bills and even bring her mum to stay. After she gives birth, all your friends will bring money and give it to her, yet she didn’t spend one naira. And at the end of the day, if there’s any quarrel, she’ll carry the child and leave,” —man says

@salmbaqi @Teeniiola Wetin be this 😂😂

@Teeniiola His father watching from here Knowing that he will still marry 😂

@steipete @Dhruv14588676 Goated reply😩😩

@Dhruv14588676 dig into the code and debug it. I can’t do 1000 things at once.

Clawhub website says it is safe, CLI says it is suspicious @steipete what is the truth?? clawhub.ai/pskoett/self-i…

@Prince_II I don laff Taya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dear Olaiya, I ended up not ordering your food today due to frustration. I consider myself a patient person. You came highly recommended so, I’ll be back. By then, please let it be another person on the other end of this WhatsApp chat.

@Allezamani This one na barbie 😂

But why is Snakes used in their logo? Any reason for this?

@adaezennaji_ @mybudpay has this invoicing feature. Very seamless.

What app do y’all use to create invoices immediately please?

@JIKAN_BABA @ABUJAPLUG You better listen to this brother

@ABUJAPLUG It depends with how well you maintain things, honestly don’t follow luxury or trend, look for something easy to maintain something easy to travel with something that doesn’t consume fuel and is presentable, definitely not Benz, i Toyota or Honda, I’ll suggest civic 13 crv rav4

@hiayoola @mybudpay app has a payment link feature for this

I’m trying to send a USD invoice to a client, but honestly, all I need is one thing. A payment link. Just the link. Nothing more. Is there any tool out there that lets Nigerians do this smoothly? And please… don’t mention Paystack or Flutterwave. My mental health can’t take it.

@UnkleAyo I cried

The kind of videos I promise to keep bringing to your feed. Sometimes, when you're at a crossroad - all you need is a push. Steve Harvey is a fine gentleman. 👏👏👏

@jegedekayode__ Wetin you wan talk seh 😭😭😂😭

This happened to me this week!!!! 😂😂 This man kept lamenting about how tough the year was, and in 30 minutes he mentioned one million dollars, four billion naira and another fifty million naira facility he pays back every single month. I wanted to encourage him, every time I opened my mouth, no words came out.

@timiretimzzy2 🤣🤣🤣

I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.