$3 PBR tallboy

never felt love like lighting drunk cigs w my boy

told my therapist i see myself in this image and she upped my meds

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

everyone got that one friend who lowkey just an object

yep

mildew aka dewey

yep

a few years ago i started throwing every medical bill directly in the trash and there have been literally zero consequences

white friend told me sometimes he wakes up wishing he was hispanic

I think it’s funny that the Knicks were on a 13 game win streak, could have easily swept the Spurs in 4 and lifted their first NBA trophy in 53 years at home, but Donald Trump pulled up for game 3 and just ruined the vibe and pushed the winning game to San Antonio lmao

being drunk in the bathroom and hearing all my friends simultaneously laugh in the background might be one of the greater joys in life

@Markymarkcuban all u losers and ur cuck fantasys are so lame

@kitty_pavlova blue collar worker gets their protein from cigarettes

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

if i was a warlock id torture the shit out of my little imp i bet theyd scream loud as fuuuuuuck

Hellebuyck with one of the greatest saves ever

No beer is illegal in a stolen car

getting The Feeling. time to do Substances.

We’ll be dreaming about this one for a while 💤