Boadie

Like go ponder an orb or something smdh

"A friend to all is a friend to none" maybe you're just a fucking rude cunt

@Capperboi1 I literally just did this fymfn

I unironically think that changing my profile picture boosted interaction

It's a mechanic of life that retweeting this decreases my social credit score

Australian Polymarket/Kalshi alternative

Lobster Gassed

@DiscussingFilm Can't take the heat get out of the pussy chainsaw

11 people walked out during an opening screening of ‘TERRIFIER 3’ last night with one audience member also being sick. 9 of those people walked out during the brutal opening scene. (Source: ladbible.com/entertainment/…)

@TheAlmightyGord MARIKAS HAMMER

@ramboadslive Ok not a drill got it. ...is it a hammer?

THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL. PEOPLE.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE *deep breath* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

it's didn't

Have you heard about the rain that makes you old? The rain that makes you old? Yeah it makes you old.

People will still find a way to blame Dan Andrews for this

I need this like I need oxygen

This remains the absolute hardest Batman image in existence

Everyone, I got a tooth pulled out do you want to see it

"bio-digital jazz, man" - a cyber jedi