Tamara Hilmes ☹️

@crowjonah @hobartpulp Short in length but not in scope. So many feels. ✨👏

I have a new short-short in the world @hobartpulp, please read it hobartpulp.com/web_features/a…

@crowjonah they’re basically tiny toasts. covered in salt. and oils.

normal human stuff like having wheat thins for second breakfast

the ice cream truck is my nemesis

“Not a casket but an envelope; not an envelope, but a window; not a window, but a sigh.” - Jenny Boully’s The Body

@crowjonah ok but what were u doing w/ all that seasoning...

accidentally flung a scoop of cookie dough ice cream onto a plate covered w everything bagel seasoning and I’m honestly not mad at it

This.

how many times does a bird fly into a window before it dies ?

Mountain Man covering Kacey Musgraves is very much my thing? open.spotify.com/track/7wxpR27O…

the last few episodes of GG season 3 will never not be devastating. that is all.

no why would I be rewatching cinderella starring brandy and feat. whitney houston as the fairy godmother that’s just silly, i...

if ur looking for a nice google try “real colorful duck”

My head is like a MacBook Air. The fan is always going WILD. Also, it’s portable.

@j_fuller His daddy taught him how to sing that’s why his voice means everything

just waiting for my face to change

Sometimes I smell brisket but then I remember: There is No Brisket.

10 yrs ago I wrote a poem re: the disposing of corpses (a fly, a pet, a great-uncle) called “Belly Up” but wow Rita Bullwinkel’s story collection by the same name is so brilliantly effed that I think I’ll just surrender the title entirely? Thx, @crowjonah for the spot-on rec. 🙏

today I put on yellow rubber gloves, scrubbed the bathtub, and thought: so this is what it’s like to be a sim.

Truly shocked and horrified by the plot of Father of the Bride Part 2

when dinner consists solely of chicken sausage and dijon mustard

maybe I’ll strive to *not* get published instead