Tamzid Rahman

@mhrz_m @marknorm Lolllll, love this guy

Handjob while driving = Car jacking

@Fact That’s because it’s ‘normal’ to be married

It's normal to have an urge to jump off a cliff.

When I saw there was a drone, a little part of me was hoping for an air strike Coz this is a bunch of bull**** #TheBachelorsAU

@IraSnave I’m not trying to be a misogynist with this comment, but considering her storyline I feel like this dress is her already putting herself out there for another Damien

Do we even need to watch Felix’s segment to know he wont pick anyone? #TheBachelorsAU

@junmyeonhearts My thoughts exactly! Surely the drama with Angela was enough for his story

Jed is wrong here, but when you walk into a church with a man in a wedding suit, is it really that surprising? #TheBachelorsAU

#TheBachelorsAU totally hid a bunch of interactions between Thomas and Leah, just for the misdirect into this final decision

@nat_sinclair93 I think Felix and Tilly had more of a connection than any of his last 3. Even without the physical side, but they just didn’t explore it enough

Truly if Felix chooses Jess over Abigail it’s his loss and his loss alone. Jess has only been manipulative this entire time and Abigail has just been a joy. She’s better than this shitshow #TheBachelorsAU

@Fact So there’s plenty of people

@Fact Yeah but I’m my happiest when I’m a bottom

There's always that one person that can make you smile, even when you're at your lowest.

Omg, Felix’s mum just called Jess ‘a girl of experiences’, AKA nympho, tramp, sl*t #TheBachelorAU

#thebachelorau has me hooked… just watched 3 episodes in a row and I’m truely invested in this season

Growing up I was taught to eat with my hands. I tried to show my partner but she said she prefers oral

@Fact That’s why the third world always have the best governments 👍

According to one study, being hungry also helps you make better decisions.

@Fact Yet a more reproductive person

It's scientifically proven: being in love makes you a less productive person.

@Fact Show me all the bald gorillas

According to scientists, men who grow beards easily and earlier in life have been found to be more likely to go bald.

@Fact About time they updated that study then

A 2013 study found that spending money on others yields more happiness than spending it on yourself.

@Pantho60533001 @mhrz_m @ayonanwar I’m laughing, Bville probs crying, so I’m blowing him one of your kisses

@tamzydd @mhrz_m @ayonanwar There’s a mix bag of emojis youve used there

Shame to see #Nadal exit so early 😂😢😘 @mhrz_m @Pantho60533001 @ayonanwar

@Munaj16 @Fact if I had time for it every day I would do it more often Kinda fun being an idiot

@tamzydd @Fact Do you just come on Twitter after along time and span a dozen random tweets 😂🤣

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.