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No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

@GodswillIke1 Same thing but a different version / view point

@tanmay1705 *No one Should believe you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend* There. Fixed it.

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

@papiitiino Cooked fr

@tanmay1705 The day she stops seeing you this way is the day your relationship is cooked by the way

@44spencer If you find any lmk 😂

@tanmay1705 😂😂😂 I bet there’s a scientific explanation for this

@Rahul_Rahi_ I am grateful for everything

@tanmay1705 ur girlfriend really thinks you're a whole Marvel character in the dating market. 😭

@TylerRealMcNeal Been in a similar situation before 😭😂

@tanmay1705 A wife will one up the gf pull belief My wife thinks I have an entire harem at work because I was brought a cookie by a female coworker… once… 6 months ago 😭 My wife asks “I hope you don’t get too full on your girlfriend’s pastries, what’s she baking you today?”

@pittsburghbagel @normaly_abnorml Haha bang on 💥

@tanmay1705 @normaly_abnorml For some reason I immediately thought of whiplash

@pepeDRT Indeed

@tanmay1705 Lesson in there

@_malyshka18 Truee

@tanmay1705 bro it's sm better than cigarettes

sev mamra after sex

@normaly_abnorml Not my forte yet

@tanmay1705 And Wife

@marakyaaa It is true though 😌

@tanmay1705 well i don’t think so

@Pranil2much Ikr

@tanmay1705 Fr

I was today years old when I discovered this

everything is temporary, but opening your eyes way too early on a SUNDAY is a universal curse.😭😭😭

Emergency Exit sign: “This way, king.”

@damn_suvi All the best ✨

all the fucking best to Suvi

@damn_suvi It tastes better with passion fruit pulp instead of chia seeds

this shit tastes good

@sombhai69 This is so wholesome 🤌🏼✨

First time Wished Birthday to Papa at 12AM. BTW he didn't replied😭