tape (backup)

so my real acount @tape is back now thanks to pretending like the woke mob tried to cancel me. lmao. anyway back to tweeting where I belong, follow that now ok bye

@elonmusk shut the fuck up bitch

Failing to pass SAVE is an act of high treason against the people of America

@pasta_niece that hair be WAVIN

time to drop a photo and go to bed

@ByronDonalds @Olympics shut the fuck up bitch

YOU chose to wear our flag. YOU chose to represent our country. YOU chose to compete at the @Olympics. If that’s too hard for you, then GO HOME. Some things are bigger than politics. You just don’t get it.

@stoolpresidente lick my balls dave

This pisses me off. Not today. Read the room. Fuck that.

@headquarters68_ astronomical levels of missing the moment for 46 years running

counting up until you guys go back to caring about actual things that matter

BREAKING: Derrick White is the greatest basketball player of all-time, sources tell ESPN.

@MSU_H_H @chnews lmao this ain't football dawg

Time to update your app @chnews Not only does it look outdated but the scores are almost always wrong or 10 minutes behind. Have a higher standard

@thereisnojayjay also something something jet fuel can't melt these double Ds

@thereisnojayjay they were ok on 9/12

A second nightie has hit the twin towers (9/11 jokes are ok now, right?)

who up something in they way

Tweeting is fun it’s like texting the whole world and getting left on delivered

@dillydill26 that album whips ass. sorry if this offends

America had the best grift going where we made entertainment, exported it to the entire world, and permeated their cultures. We gave it up for a dumber, deeply uncool nationalist grift nobody likes. We fumbled the bag so hard that movies will be made about it. In other countries.

@_JiggityJohnson no

so @elonmusk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. oh uh excuse me, an email just came in. *reads* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"