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The Tap House

The Tap House

@taphouselancs

A World Beer Shrine in the heart of Historic Lancaster which offers a unique and bespoke range of world lagers, artisan brews, niche wines and spirits.

Lancaster Katılım Haziran 2012
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Happy mother's day to all the rad mums, step mums, grand mums and mother figures out there
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Overheard: "OI! YOU! STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL AND TALK ABOUT FLOWERS AND DICKS!"
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Join me in weeping as I cancel tonight's Open Mic due to SOMEONE having the goddamn TEMERITY to be ill.
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Overheard: "What cultural contribution has Newcastle ever made?" "... Brown ale and 24 hour Gregg's."
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There is absolutely no way that EVERYONE was Kung Fu fighting.
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Heads, shoulders, fangs and tendrils, fangs and tendrils. Heads, shoulders fangs and tendrils, fangs and tendrils. Eye and eyes and OH MY GOD SO MANY EYES Heads, shoulders, fangs and tendrils.
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I refuse to legitimise claims that my appointment as Company Reverse Necromancer is the same thing as a serial killer.
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NOTICE: We are happy to announce that we now accept payment in Bitcoin, Krugerrands, indentured servitude and goat's blood (by dram only).
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**POLITE NOTICE** Mitchell's legal representatives wish for it to be known that the law of "Finders, Keepers" is not applicable to human children.
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**POLITE NOTICE** To avoid last week's unpleasantness, we no longer permit clowns, mimes or nailclippers anywhere on the premesis.
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**POLITE NOTICE** Please may customers refrain from throwing their cigarette buds on the floor. Our ants are getting cancer.
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**POLITE NOTICE** Please note that all unattended children will be confiscated and sold to the circus.
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Our beer is still better than theirs...
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Call me crazy, but... NEW Zealand is a Danish marketing ploy to up the popularity of Zealand classic. And Denmark? Not even a real country. It's just Germany's little hat.
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Here at The Tap House, we like to serve beers made the old fashioned way (enrobed, chanting in an eldritch language to Vox the Profane, ever may he reign).
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